New Members: Introduce Yourself!

[marurun]

[Ack]

Something about that is creepy, guys.

And to the new guys, welcome back to the land of the living. Now grab a shovel!

[Luke]

"WE HAVE MEAT HERE! IN THE BUILDING!" Basil Fawlty.

[BogusMeatFactory]

That meat seems... bogus?

[marurun]

That meat seems... bogus?

Did they, like, make it in a factory or something?

[BogusMeatFactory]

That meat seems... bogus?

Did they, like, make it in a factory or something?

As a spokesperson for the Bogus Meat Factory Inc. and their affiliates, Schuster, Schuster and Butthole, I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations of factory manufacturing and fabrication of meat and accompanying meat bi-products which may or may not include: Horse Toes, Beaver Teats, Wolf Nuts and Eagle Wieners.

[marurun]

As a spokesperson for the Bogus Meat Factory Inc. and their affiliates, Schuster, Schuster and Butthole, I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations of factory manufacturing and fabrication of meat and accompanying meat bi-products which may or may not include: Horse Toes, Beaver Teats, Wolf Nuts and Eagle Wieners.

What about Badgers Earlobes and Wolf Nipple Chips?

[BogusMeatFactory]

As a spokesperson for the Bogus Meat Factory Inc. and their affiliates, Schuster, Schuster and Butthole, I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations of factory manufacturing and fabrication of meat and accompanying meat bi-products which may or may not include: Horse Toes, Beaver Teats, Wolf Nuts and Eagle Wieners.

What about Badgers Earlobes and Wolf Nipple Chips?

We discontinued those about around 2040 years ago. Although expect a comeback with new Diet Wolf Nipple Chips with 50% less chips. They are gluten free and contain energy boosting Bat Semen! Diet Wolf Nipple Chips: Put your lips on these chips!

[CFFJR]

As a spokesperson for the Bogus Meat Factory Inc. and their affiliates, Schuster, Schuster and Butthole, I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations of factory manufacturing and fabrication of meat and accompanying meat bi-products which may or may not include: Horse Toes, Beaver Teats, Wolf Nuts and Eagle Wieners.

What about Badgers Earlobes and Wolf Nipple Chips?

We discontinued those about around 2040 years ago. Although expect a comeback with new Diet Wolf Nipple Chips with 50% less chips. They are gluten free and contain energy boosting Bat Semen! Diet Wolf Nipple Chips: Put your lips on these chips!

Do you have any comment on the situation with the Panda Assholes?

The public is dying to know.

[BogusMeatFactory]

Do you have any comment on the situation with the Panda Assholes?

The public is dying to know.

Now, we here at Bogus Meat Factory INC. and their affiliates, Schuster, Schuster & Butthole have made it quite clear that, due to World Wild Life restrictions and protests, we are replacing all Panda Asshole related products such as: Bampoop Shoots, Beijing Browneyes, Dong Yang Diuretics etc. with a cheaper, more cost efficient product, Asian Black Bear Anuses.

Although this may seem like a compromise in quality, we here at Bogus Meat Factory INC. uphold our testament to taste and customer satisfaction, only using the most tender portions of the anus to provide that all too familiar, Bogus Meat Flavor.