Jesus Discussion/Humor Thread
Jesus Discussion/Humor Thread
Originally for some info I needed for my Jesus vs Dracula project (link once it's done), now a discussion on Jesus related humor and images.
Last edited by Reverend on Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:42 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Re: Need information on Jesus for a project
Oh this is ganna be good.
Re: Need information on Jesus for a project
there is a book that might help you, Is this it?
they have them free at hotels just take one.
If you can't read there are a few games that might help.
or
there are more but that should do.
I think Jesus is week against water and is strong fire, I think.
one more thing don't give him drugs (I seen this at my church and thought it was funny as hell)
they have them free at hotels just take one.
If you can't read there are a few games that might help.
or
there are more but that should do.
I think Jesus is week against water and is strong fire, I think.
one more thing don't give him drugs (I seen this at my church and thought it was funny as hell)
Last edited by 8bitCaged on Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:42 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Well done, 8bitCaged. The bar has been set high!
kingmohd84 wrote:I really won't buy a console with hair,
u never know where that hair came from
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"Reverend" asking about Jesus 
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this is going in as post of the month xP
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I think you'll find that he is strong against water (can walk on it!) and weak against wood, actually.8bitCaged wrote: I think Jesus is week against water and is strong fire, I think.
Mostly harmless
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AH! you beat me too it!Hateshinai wrote:I think you'll find that he is strong against water (can walk on it!) and weak against wood, actually.8bitCaged wrote: I think Jesus is week against water and is strong fire, I think.
no no! Spears and nails! my one of many many weaknesses!
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dont forget angry, unloving people!nickfil wrote:AH! you beat me too it!Hateshinai wrote:I think you'll find that he is strong against water (can walk on it!) and weak against wood, actually.8bitCaged wrote: I think Jesus is week against water and is strong fire, I think.
no no! Spears and nails! my one of many many weaknesses!
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I think this just made my night.
There's probably only ONE source for everything Jesus dude. It's called the New Testament. Ever read it?
You might also want to actually check it out very closely. Most of his mystical stuff is in Mathew and John (like walking on water Mathew 14:22-33, turning water into wine John 2:1-11). Be careful reading Mathew... he puts far more meaning into his choice of words and I personally find it similar to reading solomon as if the words were wise. But he is still a rather brash man... or dare I say... a heathenest shallow twat with no respect for women!
Study bibles are cheap. I think my King James study Bible cost me like 10 bucks or so.
And if you want to get into the cool apocolyptic stuff with the antichrist and the cracking bowls spewing forth disease with the four horseman. John's your man. The guy is short and to the point... but damn does he dream up some cool sounding shit! John's accounts are a series of dreams though, or God speaking to him. Mathew's accounts are witnessed first hand.
...clarity, I am an atheist.
There's probably only ONE source for everything Jesus dude. It's called the New Testament. Ever read it?
You might also want to actually check it out very closely. Most of his mystical stuff is in Mathew and John (like walking on water Mathew 14:22-33, turning water into wine John 2:1-11). Be careful reading Mathew... he puts far more meaning into his choice of words and I personally find it similar to reading solomon as if the words were wise. But he is still a rather brash man... or dare I say... a heathenest shallow twat with no respect for women!
Study bibles are cheap. I think my King James study Bible cost me like 10 bucks or so.
And if you want to get into the cool apocolyptic stuff with the antichrist and the cracking bowls spewing forth disease with the four horseman. John's your man. The guy is short and to the point... but damn does he dream up some cool sounding shit! John's accounts are a series of dreams though, or God speaking to him. Mathew's accounts are witnessed first hand.
...clarity, I am an atheist.