Random Gaming Thoughts
- Hobie-wan
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*wonders WTF I'm doing at a day job*
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- BoneSnapDeez
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This is why I waited until my 28th birthday to join Racketboy.
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But it explains why he still can't finish Final Fantasy I.Blu wrote:lol this thread. Teester as always providing the lulz.
Darsparx, don't let them rib you too much -- at one point all of us were once the youngest spud on the potato farm. Right? Right?
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TSTR wrote:Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Hobie R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Don't worry. A lot of elder gods have thoughts like these from time to time.Hobie-wan wrote:*wonders WTF I'm doing at a day job*
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& to the other suggestions:BogusMeatFactory wrote: The survival games I would recommend would be DayZ, for it's dynamic on-line environment that can create the most frustrating, yet magical moments in any game. Great to play alone, or with friends, the game takes time and effort to survive, but it is all worth it to fulfill whatever roll you see yourself in a apocalyptic world. Are you the lone survivor who spends their time out in the wilderness hunting and gathering? A collector of books? A man searching for other survivors to rebuild? Or just a man who wants to watch the world burn even more? This is a place for you.
If you want a solo-only experience, I would recommend, The Forest. You play a survivor of a crashed airplane and your son was taken by the natives. You must avoid them while building up your base and gathering resources. What makes it great is the natives themselves. You can set up traps for them, make giant imposing totems comprised of their body parts, or watch them freak out as someone they love is murdered by you. You see them in the trees and patrolling the forest, being curious of your existence and testing the boundaries of what they can get away with around you before making their big moves. It is a really really interesting game.
All interesting, I'll look into what I can. Crappy computer leaves me on the light end in this type of game though, I guess.
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MrPopo wrote:But it explains why he still can't finish Final Fantasy I.
PLAY KING'S FIELD.
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you know, I was barely 20 when i joined...
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Hahaha, I was hoping for a reply somewhat along these bounds.Ack wrote: Wrong. Even in the age of the dinosaurs, Hobie was old by a modern reckoning of time. Primeval humans used to worship him with cattle sacrifices and blood orgies, sacred rites to their malevolent god. In Sanskrit, Hobie means "He Who Devours All," and his worshipers were terrifying and terrible, sacking the earliest cities and pillaging the landscape. His legend went on to form the basis of great tales in history and gave us some of our earliest literature. For no man knows the world like the great Hobie, the walker of worlds, more ancient than even the stars in the sky.
At the beginning, only Hobie was. And when the stars explode, and the universe collapses in on itself, only Hobie will remain.
So it was written that Hobie and his mountain bike shall remain supreme. He disguises his deity-like qualities by working a day job, lying in wait. After a period of dormancy, we know he shall rise again, to ransack and pillage. The prophecies make mention Hobie would start with the the nearest Chipotle, razing it and replacing it with the first of many Hobie-Wan Kenobi's Delicious Burrito Lean-to's Sky Palaces™. Providing us with delicious nourishment, and I quote Hobie, "This isn't that weak-ass southwestern horse shit Chipotle, this is real Tex-Mex!"
Hobie-Wan Kenobi's Delicious Burrito Lean-to's Sky Palace™ - "Because it's better when Hobie gently prepares your burrito."
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The best part about Hobie's burrito place is that you can get them in peanut butter and grape Poptart flavor.
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Can you dig it, Sucka?Ack wrote: even the wrestling tag team Harlem Heat.

