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[BoneSnapDeez]

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I'd laugh, Bone, but...I'm sure some folks honestly believe that.

[AppleQueso]

I'd laugh, Bone, but...I'm sure some folks honestly believe that.

I'm not sure there's any way to make a good conspiracy theory parody that's too ridiculous for anyone to believe. Someone's always going to believe it.

I mean there are people who legit believe this:
http://www.truthism.com/

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I'd laugh, Bone, but...I'm sure some folks honestly believe that.

I'm not sure there's any way to make a good conspiracy theory parody that's too ridiculous for anyone to believe. Someone's always going to believe it.

I mean there are people who legit believe this:
http://www.truthism.com/

First and foremost, this website is not a hoax or a joke. Now, moving on...

When that's the first sentence, you know it's gonna be good.

[Ziggy]

Fuck. I mean, just, fuck.

"You can see the Reptilians via meditating, using hallucinogenic drugs, and sleep paralysis. However, these are the fourth-dimensional Reptilians, not the third-dimensional ones--but more on all of this later."

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I'd laugh, Bone, but...I'm sure some folks honestly believe that.

I'm not sure there's any way to make a good conspiracy theory parody that's too ridiculous for anyone to believe. Someone's always going to believe it.

I mean there are people who legit believe this:
http://www.truthism.com/

*snip from above link:

Women

Women are ultra-impressionable beings and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need other people to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.

[AppleQueso]

He found us out! Honestly I'm only transitioning to help bring the downfall of humanity.

But yeah I've only skimmed around that site, never actually read the whole thing. The absurd bullshit starts getting kinda outright bitter and distasteful when the heavy misogyny starts coming in like that (and that snippet isn't even the only example!) Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[Ziggy]

I actually just sped read through the entire thing this morning. I think the funniest part about it is how it actually presents itself. It explains to you that we're really just slaves of an alien race, and that we except all this bullshit and don't know the real truth. Our Earth is constantly compared to the Matrix (as in the concept of the movie). Our entire universe is actually just only one of 12, all created and controlled by Darkness. Our spirits are entombed in souls and we're all imprisoned in this false realm. It is impossible to ascend into the True Realm. The only way it's possible is if the universe is destroyed. When you die, you briefly visit another universe until you're reincarnated.

But how are we suppose to know that the alien race truth is the REAL truth? Or perhaps just another lie to keep us enslaved? There's no explanation where this info comes from, just that here it is and you should except it as the real truth. You're just a weak minded sheep. It never offers how this "real" truth has come to be known. The fact that the website exist is proof enough that the "real truth" is false. I can't imagine how if it were all true, why the Reptilians would allow it to exist.

Wanna see a Reptilian? Take hallucinogenic drugs.

Halfway through is pretty funny because it exclaims that you, the person reading it, suddenly realizes "The reptile aliens do exist!!!" And you should, because you (the reader) are constantly being insulted for not knowing this real truth. The whole thing is just so condescending. But I swear, it's the best science fiction plot I've ever heard. Either that, or I'm just another one of the sheep (controlled by women).

The damn thing about it is, even if I believed it as the truth... So what? Doesn't change a thing. We'd still be a slave race to the Reptilians, nothings gonna change that (they'd wipe us all out if we ever posed the slightest of threat). Even after I live this life and die, I'm only gonna come back for another round. Even when I'm dead, I'll still be trapped in the universe created by Darkness. So what does this truth even matter? I might as well be a sheep and enjoy video games. One point that's stressed again and again is to not except things as fact because an authority figure told you it's the truth... Well, I don't see how that site is any different.