What was the last movie you've seen?

[dsheinem]

Oh dear.

Kirk Cameron is going to put Christ back in Christmas. For reals.

Christ.

There are so many inane and insulting things about this trailer that I don't even know where to begin.

[Hobie-wan]

Oh dear.

Kirk Cameron is going to put Christ back in Christmas. For reals.

Christ.

There are so many inane and insulting things about this trailer that I don't even know where to begin.

I'm not even going to watch that. The video of him nodding like a sycophant while the guy made up stuff about bananas years ago was enough.

[Luke]

Oh dear.

Kirk Cameron is going to put Christ back in Christmas. For reals.

Christ.

There are so many inane and insulting things about this trailer that I don't even know where to begin.

I have no clue what is going on in the trailer. Is Kirk bringing Christ back to Christmas by making Christmas more commercial?

[Ack]

Oh dear.

Kirk Cameron is going to put Christ back in Christmas. For reals.

Christ.

There are so many inane and insulting things about this trailer that I don't even know where to begin.

You mean like the token black guy asking for an 'Amen'? The obsessing about pagan idolatry? The bald Muslim guy? Or the white people dancing?

Seriously, I will tell you the plot of this film. Kirk founds out a dude isn't at the party, goes out and gets in the car with him, spends twenty minutes telling him that Christmas is about Jesus(including flashbacks), they go inside, a white-people dance party ensues with a couple of token minorities. Oh, and said token minorities might get brief sideplots so Kirk doesn't look racist.

[dsheinem]

Oh dear.

Kirk Cameron is going to put Christ back in Christmas. For reals.

Christ.

There are so many inane and insulting things about this trailer that I don't even know where to begin.

You mean like the token black guy asking for an 'Amen'? The obsessing about pagan idolatry? The bald Muslim guy? Or the white people dancing?

Seriously, I will tell you the plot of this film. Kirk founds out a dude isn't at the party, goes out and gets in the car with him, spends twenty minutes telling him that Christmas is about Jesus(including flashbacks), they go inside, a white-people dance party ensues with a couple of token minorities. Oh, and said token minorities might get brief sideplots so Kirk doesn't look racist.

If, after that, Alan Thicke arrived and chopped everyone up with a chainsaw while wearing a Santa hat and shouting "FUCKING HO HO HO MIKE!!! FUCKING HO HO HO!" it would likely be my favorite holiday film ever.

[Ack]

If, after that, Alan Thicke arrived and chopped everyone up with a chainsaw while wearing a Santa hat and shouting "FUCKING HO HO HO MIKE!!! FUCKING HO HO HO!" it would likely be my favorite holiday film ever.

Ds, that would truly be the greatest Christmas gift of them all.

[Luke]

For the first time in years I read the youtube comments on Kirk's new movie. I don't know if I should be laughing or very afraid.

[dsheinem]

If, after that, Alan Thicke arrived and chopped everyone up with a chainsaw while wearing a Santa hat and shouting "FUCKING HO HO HO MIKE!!! FUCKING HO HO HO!" it would likely be my favorite holiday film ever.

Ds, that would truly be the greatest Christmas gift of them all.

[Hobie-wan]

If, after that, Alan Thicke arrived and chopped everyone up with a chainsaw while wearing a Santa hat and shouting "FUCKING HO HO HO MIKE!!! FUCKING HO HO HO!" it would likely be my favorite holiday film ever.

Have you seen Treevenge?

[dsheinem]

If, after that, Alan Thicke arrived and chopped everyone up with a chainsaw while wearing a Santa hat and shouting "FUCKING HO HO HO MIKE!!! FUCKING HO HO HO!" it would likely be my favorite holiday film ever.

Have you seen Treevenge?

Oh yes.