Random Thoughts Thread

[mjmjr25]

First rule of Bed Wetters Anonymous Club...

[noiseredux]

if wedding your bed is cool, Luke is Miles Davis.

[BogusMeatFactory]

if wedding your bed is cool, Luke is Miles Davis.

Miles Davis married a bed!?

[Luke]

if wedding your bed is cool, Luke is Miles Davis.

Miles Davis married a bed!?

"Do you, Miles Davis, take thee Serta as your lawfully wedded bed?"

That is the grossest thing I've ever heard.

[Cronozilla]

"You said you weren't pillow top! I never want to speak to you again!"

[Forlorn Drifter]

There's something about being a cowboy,
that always makes you want a horse,
gotta have one to live the life o'course,
but it's hard to choose just one,
with all the pretty horses, all the pretty horses.
A man, some called him insane,
once said women and horses are two in the same,
there's a lot of pretty ones around,
but they ain't all worth the cost of feed,
took me a while to understand just want he intended to mean.
All the pretty horses, all the pretty horses.
I've always had a thing,
for the crazy ones it seems,
something about bucking mares, so pretty but so mean;
this cowboy is looking for a wild one to break,
beautiful and crazy, my heart and soul to take.
All the pretty horses, all the pretty horses.
I thought I found the right horse a couple a' times 'afore,
but it turned out I was wrong,
don't know if its worth it anymore,
to try to find one of my own,
sitting here in the self destructive zone, self destructive zone.
All the pretty horses, all the pretty horses,
oh, all the pretty horses out there, all the pretty horses out there...

[MrPopo]

So I'm not sure, but I think Forlorn has given up on women and is going after horses now.

[Luke]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

[TSTR]

Hello!
-Hello!
Do you like my hat?
-I do not.
Good-by!
-Good by!

[prfsnl_gmr]

A dog party!
A big dog party!
Big dogs, little dogs,
red dogs, blue dogs,
yellow dogs, green dogs,
black dogs, and white dogs
are all at a dog party!
What a dog party!

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IMO, this is P.D. Eastman's best work.