What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Aramonde]

My plate would say DOC BROWN

[BogusMeatFactory]

As I was on my way home from work a DeLorean passed me on the left with the license plate "OUTATME"

Out At Me? That makes no sense...

I think it is supposed to be outta time, but condensed?

[MrPopo]

As I was on my way home from work a DeLorean passed me on the left with the license plate "OUTATME"

not even enough for another "T" or an "I" apparently

If I had a DeLorean my license plate would be either "YELLOW" or "HEAVY"

Only enough room for 7 characters.

[Luke]

Russ: Hey man, wanted to wish you a happy anniversary!

Me: That's next week, but thanks duder.

Russ: My bad. For some reason I thought it was in late Feb. So what do you have planned?

Me: We'll probably have sex and hamburgers.

Russ: At the same time?

Me: No.

Wait...

[mjmjr25]

This confirms how different we are. I never remember my own anniversary; let alone do I have a single friend who could guess the month of it at anything but 12 to 1 odds.

[Luke]

This confirms how different we are. I never remember my own anniversary; let alone do I have a single friend who could guess the month of it at anything but 12 to 1 odds.

Every day is a holiday and a reason to celebrate at stately Luke manor. Every day is significant for a specific reason, right down to Earth day.

My friends get a kick out of all the things my noggin remembers.

"Hey Elkay, can you believe it's been twelve years since you peed your pants at the bowling ally?"

'How do you remember that?'

"How could you forget?"




....I met my arch nemesis the other night at a skateboarding competition. He has the worst name ever: Farto Plankton.

[TSTR]

- Remote came in for my CRT TV today! Broke into the service menu, got my overscan and geometry all fixed as best as can be. Just waiting on a few more things and my setup will be good to go!

[pierrot]

....I met my arch nemesis the other night at a skateboarding competition. He has the worst name ever: Farto Plankton.

I met a guy the other day whose name was Phap Tri. (read: fap tree.)

[the King]

This confirms how different we are. I never remember my own anniversary; let alone do I have a single friend who could guess the month of it at anything but 12 to 1 odds.

I got married on new years eve, so that's easy to remember, but I sometimes can't remember how old I am. Like I know I'm either 34 or 35, but without doing the math I couldn't tell you which one it is and it's not like I'm that old yet. I'm also pretty bad with the years my kids were born. I have to do the math everytime I pick up a prescription for them.

[SirGawain]

....I met my arch nemesis the other night at a skateboarding competition. He has the worst name ever: Farto Plankton.

I met a guy the other day whose name was Phap Tri. (read: fap tree.)

In college I was working at a Lenny's and would get cards with weird name on it. It was a college town and it wasn't uncommon for kids to have their parent's cards, so a girl with a male's name on the card, or vice versa, was an every day occurrence. One day a guy came in and the name on the card was Bobo Beau Catoe III. I asked for his ID, which he laughed about and said it happened all the time, and that was his legal name.