Metal Heads Assemble!!

Post by **BoneSnapDeez** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:31 pm

^ Not yet.

And the other week my brother informed be that he's "outgrown" metal.

He now listens to butt rock almost exclusively.

Post by **AppleQueso** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:32 pm

he could at least listen to butt metal

Post by **BoneSnapDeez** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:34 pm

I didn't know there was such a thing.

Post by **AppleQueso** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:40 pm

BoneSnapDeez wrote:I didn't know there was such a thing.

Makes me think of those lame groove albums that all the classic thrash bands of the 80s were obsessed with putting out in the mid 90s.

Post by **Forlorn Drifter** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:51 pm

BoneSnapDeez wrote: butt rock almost exclusively.

Define butt rock.

Post by **BoneSnapDeez** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:05 pm

Forlorn Drifter wrote:
BoneSnapDeez wrote: butt rock almost exclusively.
Define butt rock.

Bland overproduced radio rock with flaccid guitar riffs and terrible crooning "yarling" male vocals.

Stuff like Three Days Grace, Seether, etc...

Post by **AppleQueso** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:08 pm

BoneSnapDeez wrote:
Forlorn Drifter wrote:
BoneSnapDeez wrote: butt rock almost exclusively.
Define butt rock.
Bland overproduced radio rock with flaccid guitar riffs and terrible crooning "yarling" male vocals.

Stuff like Three Days Grace, Seether, etc...

That is indeed what I'd imagine my butt to sound like if it tried to rock.

Post by **BoneSnapDeez** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:09 pm

I think mine would sound more like this:

(warning: gross and nsfw)

Post by **AppleQueso** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:13 pm

BoneSnapDeez wrote:I think mine would sound more like this:

(warning: gross and nsfw)

I've got that album on CD. It's awesome grind.

More poop/butt related music.

Post by **BurningDoom** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:54 pm

BoneSnapDeez wrote:
Forlorn Drifter wrote:
BoneSnapDeez wrote: butt rock almost exclusively.
Define butt rock.
Bland overproduced radio rock with flaccid guitar riffs and terrible crooning "yarling" male vocals.

Stuff like Three Days Grace, Seether, etc...

So pretty much everything that douchebag Lude Brutus plays on that national radio show of his that takes over my local rock station after 8 pm.

Never would have guessed. Around here butt rock refers to 80s glam metal.

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