Oh my God...
so my friend Jewels just messaged me, she wanted some ideas for a gift for her boyfriend (who is my bestfriend, the 3D modeler up north).
She was saying how he dragged her into his computer room to show her a youtube clip of the little sister from BioShock holding a Big Daddy doll. And that he sooo wished he could have one.
I'm thinking, ok, why the hell does he want a plushy of some Big Daddy? I mean he's a video game nerd, but he is more into crappy material possessions that look like they were pulled from the dump or something. That and why would you need my help to find a Big Daddy plushy... they can't be that hard to locate!
Then I watched the video:
OH MY GOD!
I SO WANT ONE!!!!
So I tossed her some ideas of different parts she could easily find up there in the hills of New England... the back towns with all the farms and stuff. And she's gonna make this for him for X-mas.
Oh come on! I wish I had a girlfriend like that!!!!!!!
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oh wait, I dated her... damn it, the bitch never made me shit like that!
Bioshock dolly
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Re: Bioshock dolly
This last sentence made the post epic.lordofduct wrote:oh wait, I dated her... damn it, the bitch never made me shit like that!
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That thing does look fucking awesome.
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