What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[KitKatCara]

If they offer a soylent green elective I recommend you take it. It might not be useful today, but someday we'll realize our current funeral customs are a massive waste of space.

There is a new process called Alkaline Hydrolysis that 'cremates' the body by liquefying it. A few of the articles I read made a point to say that no human DNA or proteins are left in the remaining liquid, and that it can be sent to a water processing station or used as fertilizer for everyday plants.

Now we can have tea to go along with our crackers.

[BoringSupreez]

: Scheduled for 12 hour shifts... for the next seven days in a row!

[REPO Man]

Picked up a shift for tomorrow. It's at EPCOT from 2:45pm to 10:45pm.

I've never been there and I'm kinda intimidated. Last time I worked at another park, it was back when Typhoon Lagoon closed for a day and I got deployed to Magic Kingdom and spent about a good chunk of time with the coordinators trying to figure out what I was gonna end up doing there, only to find out 90 minutes later that I'd end up doing something I was never trained for.

And since I haven't been trained at EPCOT, like I was with Typhoon Lagoon, I'm bound to keep forgetting which area I'm assigned to and so on. I mean, when I first started Typhoon Lagoon, I still kept consulting my map just to figure out where my area was, and even when I got my bearings figured out I still kept giving out pisspoor directions.

Hope I can pick up a few more shifts to help me out until I can turn in my applications. I just need my Mom to go over them. Mostly just making sure I got some recommendations (of all the people I know that aren't family, I can't tell you what their phone numbers were to save my life).

Oh, and here's some WTF news I got some time ago: I found out some time ago that my 11th grade English teacher was busted for drugs! I think it was cocaine (I didn't think cocaine was an issue in my town, though I also thought the same thing about drugs in general). And some time later, I find out that she was busted AGAIN! This time for pills. Guess where she kept them? Hint: guys don't have one.

[Luke]

Smile, Kind Of: I'm a deep sleeper who sometimes sleepwalks and engages in sleep shenanigans.

This morning I couldn't find my mobile phone, so I sent my wife an email asking her if she had scene it. Her response:

"On my bedside table. I had to take it away from you after you spent five minutes trying to turn the tv off with it. You probably also don't remember trying to fix the toilet in your sleep".

Apparently at around 2am I was in the master bathroom taking the lid off the toilet tank for reasons unknown.

[Hobie-wan]

Guess where she kept them? Hint: guys don't have one.

Her jewelry box?

Seriously though, that's terrible.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Guess where she kept them? Hint: guys don't have one.

Inside of a Casio Loopy?

[Ack]

Guess where she kept them? Hint: guys don't have one.

Inside of a Casio Loopy?

That's where I keep my sticker paper!

[prfsnl_gmr]

Guess where she kept them? Hint: guys don't have one.

Inside of a Casio Loopy?

[REPO Man]

Guess where she kept them? Hint: guys don't have one.

Her jewelry box?

Seriously though, that's terrible.

Delete the word "jewelry" and you've got it.

And yes, it is terrible. And this just solidifies the idea that my school was a joke. Maybe I shouldn't judge my brother so harshly for dropping out. But I should get on his case about getting his GED.

[BoneSnapDeez]

No shame in that. I've yet to kiss a girl too. I certainly like girls in an undifferentiated sort of way, but only once have I met one I wanted to have a relationship with. I did, but she cheated and then broke up with me before we ever got to kissing. Since then I haven't met anyone who interests me - not for lack of trying.

Just wait until a good one shows up

I found some ladies for you.