Awwww! I wish I could have enjoyed my time with the kid when she was just a wee behbeh. I did enjoy it, but looking back I was way too concerned with little things.
I can just imagine Jinx sitting in the living room, heavy on the eyeliner and chained clothing, glaring at any potential date for her not saying a word. When they get up to leave, he just mutters "Her mother is a mortician, you know.."
We are going to traumatize the hell out of her friends.
KitKatCara wrote:Awwww! I wish I could have enjoyed my time with the kid when she was just a wee behbeh. I did enjoy it, but looking back I was way too concerned with little things.
I can just imagine Jinx sitting in the living room, heavy on the eyeliner and chained clothing, glaring at any potential date for her not saying a word. When they get up to leave, he just mutters "Her mother is a mortician, you know.."
We are going to traumatize the hell out of her friends.
That, or they'll think you're the coolest parents ever.
BoneSnapDeez wrote:I worked at a middle school for 6 years............. I don't even want to think about this little girl as a teenager.
If I ever have a daughter, I really don't think I'll let her leave the house without either I or her mother. I couldn't deal with that kind of stress.
That would not got well, ever.
Probably not. But I know how men think, so I know that girls have to know how to work them to stay in the green. I wouldn't be one to teach that, so, unless I had a wife that could, I just wouldn't let her leave the house.
My mom makes eggrolls frequently, so I can answer that for you. When you're assembling the thing, after you put the meat and vegetables on the wrapper you brush the edges with egg yolk before you close it up. That's what holds the eggroll shut.
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
My mom makes eggrolls frequently, so I can answer that for you. When you're assembling the thing, after you put the meat and vegetables on the wrapper you brush the edges with egg yolk before you close it up. That's what holds the eggroll shut.
That's like calling fried chicken "veggie chicken" because it was fried in vegetable oil.
