What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

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[Luke]

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My wife is maybe 100 lbs. soaking wet, but dear God she even freaked me out with her rant.

You know when you see some kid on the floor completely flipping out, spazzing like they are going to have a seizure? That was the tone of her voice if there was one. I was almost scared.

I also did say "Duder, Potty Mouth!" and that didn't change a thing. She is livid.

I could probably tell her I was in a 1998 bukakke film and she would not be this upset. It's the word "disrespect" that sets her off, and I get that.

[Ack]

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My wife is maybe 100 lbs. soaking wet, but dear God she even freaked me out with her rant.

You know when you see some kid on the floor completely flipping out, spazzing like they are going to have a seizure? That was the tone of her voice if there was one. I was almost scared.

I also did say "Duder, Potty Mouth!" and that didn't change a thing. She is livid.

I could probably tell her I was in a 1998 bukakke film and she would not be this upset. It's the word "disrespect" that sets her off, and I get that.

I don't know, I think it would depend on which part you played in the bukakke film.

That said, I agree with her. I realize it's not my place to say such a thing about your family, Luke, but from what little we know, I'm backing your wife's opinion.

[fastbilly1]

I could probably tell her I was in a 1998 bukakke film and she would not be this upset.

I don't know, I think it would depend on which part you played in the bukakke film.

And thats the end of that story.

[AppleQueso]

I could probably tell her I was in a 1998 bukakke film and she would not be this upset.

I don't know, I think it would depend on which part you played in the bukakke film.

And thats the end of that story.

Until I know otherwise I'm assuming he played both parts.

That puts the weirdest and scariest images in my head...

[MrPopo]

I could probably tell her I was in a 1998 bukakke film and she would not be this upset.

So THAT'S the reason you won't give out your full name on the forum.

[Luke]

That said, I agree with her. I realize it's not my place to say such a thing about your family, Luke, but from what little we know, I'm backing your wife's opinion.

The way she communicates you would think she wore a heat with a buckle. Not now. She is pissed off like nothing I have even seen. She is taking this personally and there is no grinder that can handle her pepper. Robert Di Nero sounds like a punk next to her right now.

She sputtered a symphony of f bombs, s bombs, a bombs and words I can not spell due to their absurdity. I've never heard her so fired up. Never.

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I'm totally going to put the moves on her tonight.

[fastbilly1]

(S)he worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay?

[Luke]

(S)he worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay?

Who could forget any line from A CHRISTMAS STORY?

I still shout "Friggity Frack!...yeah it's not from the movie but I like saying it!!!!".

[BogusMeatFactory]

I'm totally going to put the moves on her tonight.

I endorse any efforts to guide that anger into frenetic angry sex.