Oh, well I didn't mean to imply that you're a neat freak, I wasn't picking on you I was just BS'ing.elmagicochrisg wrote:I'm not a neat freak. I had hemmies. That's why I made some life changes like not using coarse toilet paper, squatting when I take a shit, eating more spicy food with capsaicin that regulates blood pressure...Ziggy587 wrote:He's also a neat freak to the point that it might be a mental problem.
Some people might think it's weird or stupid, but at least my ass doesn't hurt anymore and I can sit properly without dying of pain. So I really couldn't care less what people think of it. Sitting on a toilet is much weirder and less natural than squatting anyway...
Loosing the underwear had nothing to do with that though. That's just because I started questioning its use. That, plus the fact that it fucks up your built-in cooling system...
I can appreciate your changes tho, maybe more so than most people. I never (thank God knock on wood) had hemorrhoids, but I did have a "situation" a few years back that created similar problems. I had a type of cyst that most people get on their lower back, only I decided to get mine a little lower. Having the cyst was a nightmare, and I'll just leave it at that. Apparently it was rather large, so I had a good chunk of me removed. Prolong sitting becomes a challenge, even now years after the removal. If I have to sit for more than ~20 minutes I end up shifting around a lot and sitting in positions that start to hurt my back.
As for sitting versus squatting... I think it was that show Idiot Abroad. I don't watch the show, but I catch a few scenes every so often. The idiot was in India, I think, and I happened to catch a scene where they were discussing bathroom procedures. They didn't have toilets like we do in the USA, their toilets are almost flush with the floor and you just squat over them. The guy told the idiot that they're "much better." But I can't help but wonder... HOW are you squatting if not sitting on toilets? Do you just put your feet up on the seat?
I'm not a public shitter. Never have been, and probably never will be. But if the situation ever arises where I don't have much of a choice, I've thought about it, and I will be putting my feet up on the seat and squatting.
Speaking about "neat freaks," I might be a little bit of one myself. I keep those tubes of Clorox bleach wipes in the closet, and I wipe the toilet seat down almost every time before sitting on it. Yes, in my own house.
As for the no underwear thing, I don't think I'd ever be able to get into that. It has nothing to do with skid marks or anything, I just wouldn't be comfortable. But as far as the built in cooling system goes, that only applies to certain types of underwear. I wear boxers, so my cooling system works just fine.