Post a picture of yourself...no not a damn mug

[Luke]

You kinda look like Lieve Shriver and Axl Rose had a butt baby. Good on your genetics.

Hopefully I age a bit better than Axl Rose did!

I have no doubt that you will never get cornrows and start a donut and crack only diet.

[BoneSnapDeez]

Holy shit Apple Cheese looks nothing like I pictured. My mind is blown, my world is turned upside down!

@jinx Yay for Best Buy! I used to be a Staples employee.

[jinx]

Holy shit Apple Cheese looks nothing like I pictured. My mind is blown, my world is turned upside down!

@jinx Yay for Best Buy! I used to be a Staples employee.

Yeah, not how I picture either. It's weird how you build mental images of a person without ever seeing them.

Retail. Never again.

[BoneSnapDeez]

It was fun fixing computers at Staples, especially for folks who have PORN folders prominently displayed on their desktop.

Most of my mental images of people here have been completely wrong. Except Luke, who ended up looking exactly as I pictured him.

[AppleQueso]

Noise looks more or less like I imagined.

Same with Dish.

[Ack]

Holy shit Apple Cheese looks nothing like I pictured. My mind is blown, my world is turned upside down!

I actually always imagined he looked like Wario. I'm kind of upset...but only kind of, as his hair impresses me and that cab is awesome.

[Luke]

Except Luke, who ended up looking exactly as I pictured him.

A handsome asshole?

[AppleQueso]

Holy shit Apple Cheese looks nothing like I pictured. My mind is blown, my world is turned upside down!

I actually always imagined he looked like Wario. I'm kind of upset...but only kind of, as his hair impresses me and that cab is awesome.

I think the last time I had a real haircut was like 8 years ago. Sometimes it kinda gets in the way, but I like my hair long so I don't cut it.

[o.pwuaioc]

I have an incredible urge to listen to Appetite for Destruction now.

[Forlorn Drifter]

Eh fuck it:

I want your hair.