What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[SamuraiMegas]

^ Cat toys are your friend.

My dad is afraid of spiders. The night before April fools, he fell asleep on the couch. I ran in his room, taped up a large fake brown spider and put a little hairy fake one on my dad's chest.

Fun was had, and so were slaps upside my head.

[elmagicochrisg]

Fun was had, and so were slaps upside my head.

At least this time your dad did not bring you to Hooters and you weren't forced to put a paper cup in your mouth as a beak and half a take out container in each hand as wings and run around the restaurant flapping your wings while the waiters sang happy birthday...

[SamuraiMegas]

^ DAMN IT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT BY NOW.

[elmagicochrisg]

^ DAMN IT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT BY NOW.

Think again...

[SamuraiMegas]

^ DAMN IT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT BY NOW.

Think again...

I think you bookmarked the page, I swear.

[elmagicochrisg]

^ DAMN IT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT BY NOW.

Think again...

I think you bookmarked the page, I swear.

Well, TBH, there is no page to be bookmarked. It's something you once said in a PM...

I kept it to one day use it as an anonymous quote in my signature, but it never happened. Now even though I think PMs should remain private, I made an exception with this one just because it was too funny, and it fitted. So yeah, hope you don't mind...

[Flake]

^ DAMN IT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT BY NOW.

Think again...

I think you bookmarked the page, I swear.

Link or you both are banned.

[elmagicochrisg]

[Michi]

Great. Now look what you've done. The two of you should know that you can't dangle an embarrassing Hooters/running around a restaurant flapping your arms like a chicken story in front of Flake and not elaborate. It'll make him pissy and ban happy for the rest of the night.

[Flake]

Great. Now look what you've done. The two of you should know that you can't dangle an embarrassing Hooters/running around a restaurant flapping your arms like a chicken story in front of Flake and not elaborate. It'll make him pissy for the rest of the night.

It's okay. I'll just sit here and amuse myself by abusing my power.