What was the last movie you've seen?

[Luke]

This could go in multiple threads, but since it's a movie-themed party I'll post this here:

Saturday, February 23rd, 2013 Luke Presents STEVEN SEAGAL IS HARD TO GRILL

Party begins at 4pm until Midnight. There will be six different viewing areas including the home theater, the game room, the living room, one guest room, on the patio, and in the outdoor shed near the grill Each screen will have a different Seagal movie playing. Switching rooms isn't mandatory, but suggested.

Sucks a coin-purse that his energy drink isn't still around, but there will be Steven Seagal themed food including:

Broken Ribs (bbq'd pork ribs)
Into The Bun (grilled burgers)
Under Sage (grilled chicken with sage and hot peppers)

Above The Slaw (German style cole-slaw)
Broken Elbows (baked mac & cheese)
Fries of Fury
Baked Beans of the Beast

License to Spill (a blood red cocktail with vodka, 7-up, grenadine, and a whisky chaser for the bold).

[Hobie-wan]

Terrible terrible puns sir. I approve.

[Luke]

Terrible terrible puns sir. I approve.

Thanks. I'm hoping to expand the menu, but it's pretty fleshed out so far. I love throwing these movie themed parties, no matter how awful the movies are. As long my visitors can keep their food on their plate, it's fun to watch people hop from movie to movie, from floor to floor. I'll be stuck at the grill for most of the first few hours, but I'll be near a Seagal movie wherever I go.

[indecks]

This could go in multiple threads, but since it's a movie-themed party I'll post this here:

Saturday, February 23rd, 2013 Luke Presents STEVEN SEAGAL IS HARD TO GRILL

Party begins at 4pm until Midnight. There will be six different viewing areas including the home theater, the game room, the living room, one guest room, on the patio, and in the outdoor shed near the grill Each screen will have a different Seagal movie playing. Switching rooms isn't mandatory, but suggested.

Sucks a coin-purse that his energy drink isn't still around, but there will be Steven Seagal themed food including:

Broken Ribs (bbq'd pork ribs)
Into The Bun (grilled burgers)
Under Sage (grilled chicken with sage and hot peppers)

Above The Slaw (German style cole-slaw)
Broken Elbows (baked mac & cheese)
Fries of Fury
Baked Beans of the Beast

License to Spill (a blood red cocktail with vodka, 7-up, grenadine, and a whisky chaser for the bold).

awe.
Some.

[prfsnl_gmr]

...I'll be near a Seagal movie wherever I go.

Is that necessarily a good thing?

"Steven Seagal, I will always have you near me."

[Luke]

...I'll be near a Seagal movie wherever I go.

Is that necessarily a good thing?

It depends. I'll be sure to have ABOVE THE LAW and HARD TO KILL near my vicinity and will try to avoid Under Siege II and Glimmer Man as much as possible.

[prfsnl_gmr]

The next time one of my children has a nightmare, I will say, "Don't worry. Nothing is going to hurt you. Steven Seagal will be near you wherever you go." They won't understand what I am talking about - and it might make their nightmares worse - but I will think it's funny.

[Luke]

The next time one of my children has a nightmare, I will say, "Don't worry. Nothing is going to hurt you. Steven Seagal near you wherever you go." They won't understand what I am talking about - and it might make their nightmares worse - but I will think it's funny.

Sorry to ruin this for you, but you can't un-hear it:

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you
Caught up in circles, confusion is nothing new
Flashback, warm nights
Almost left behind
Suitcase of memories

Time after sometimes you picture me,
I'm walkin' too far ahead
You're callin' to me, I can't hear what you've said
Then you say, "go slow"
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Steven Seagal
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Steven Seagal
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Steven Seagal
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Steven Seagal

After my picture fades and darkness has turned to gray
Watching through windows, you're wondering if I'm okay
Secrets stolen
From deep inside
The drum beats out of time

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Steven Seagal
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Steven Seagal

You said, "go slow"
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Steven Seagal
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Steven Seagal
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Steven Seagal
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal

[prfsnl_gmr]

That is awesome.

[stickem]

dam i liked glimmer man. honestly though i've only attempted 2 or 3 seagal movies. i was more of a van damme fan back then.