What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Stark]

Smile: Found my ring!!! Woo! I was really freaking out.

Hell yeah buddy! Where was it?

In my bed??? Last night I made the bed (straightened the covers and whatnot) and looked down and there it was...so odd. I think I must have set it on the bed to put some lotion on my hands after the construction work and just forgot about it. I'm lucky it didn't get tossed off there into oblivion, I might never have found it!

[o.pwuaioc]

Smile: Found my ring!!! Woo! I was really freaking out.

Hell yeah buddy! Where was it?

In my bed??? Last night I made the bed (straightened the covers and whatnot) and looked down and there it was...so odd. I think I must have set it on the bed to put some lotion on my hands after the construction work and just forgot about it. I'm lucky it didn't get tossed off there into oblivion, I might never have found it!

So close to making a "band in your bed?" joke.

[Stark]

So close to making a "band in your bed?" joke.

Go ahead buddy, let it out.

[indecks]

I didnt know who Kate Upton was, so I googled her.

Uh, yeah. She's... shes attractive.

[Luke]

In my bed!!!

So glad you found it.

I didnt know who Kate Upton was, so I googled her.

Uh, yeah. She's... shes attractive.

I've always preferred women who are petite. My wife is probably 100 lbs. when soaking wet, but I don't see a single thing "fat" about Upton. Nor do I see any "flat shapeless mass". I mean, to each his own, but it's not like someone on this forum is banging an SI Swimsuit model for crying out loud. I'd go as far to say that there probably isn't a member on this entire forum that wouldn't be at a loss for words if they ever met Upton.

I give Upton two emphatic "Hubba"s.

As for the "Rookies" Hannah Davis looks too much like an Olsen sister, but sure is photogenic. Emily Di'Donato gets my vote for rookie of the year.

[Ack]

Smile: Found my ring!!! Woo! I was really freaking out.

Hell yeah buddy! Where was it?

Smile/Concerned: Harris Teeter is up for sale. As a stock holder in Alex Lee Inc., I want to get rid of every HT on the block so more people show at Lowe's Foods. On the other hand, if people in the South get a Publix, they may never shop at Lowe's Foods again.

We have Publix in the South. Seriously, I've shopped in them. Now, I did have to travel down a rabbit hole, take the great glass elevator, and then fly past the second star and go straight on until morning to get to it, but I promise we have them.

And also, I have no complaints about Kate Upton. None whatsoever. If she wanted a workout, I'd be more than happy to help, but if she wanted to sit on my couch eating fried pork skins and playing video games, I'd be more than happy to help her to do that too.

And how does Luke know whether I've ever banged a SI swimsuit model?

[Luke]

We have Publix in the South...

And how does Luke know whether I've ever banged a SI swimsuit model?

Publix doesn't have much of a presence in the South East, at all.

Oh, I know. If anyone here had slept with a supermodel, there would be a thread (please don't create a fake thread). I dated a "model" (Nicki Wiggins) for a bit over a year during college, but she usually only modeled Bridal Gowns. Hence, I I never said I dated a model, but rather a college student.

She was a cutie though.

[noiseredux]

You guys jogged stark's memory... He had taken the ring off while looking at the Kate Upton pics for some reason.

[Hobie-wan]

We have Publix in the South. Seriously, I've shopped in them.

Indeed, they were in the Tampa area for sure when I was there.

[Ack]

We have Publix in the South...

And how does Luke know whether I've ever banged a SI swimsuit model?

Publix doesn't have much of a presence in the South East, at all.

Oh, I know. If anyone here had slept with a supermodel, there would be a thread (please don't create a fake thread). I dated a "model" (Nicki Wiggins) for a bit over a year during college, but she usually only modeled Bridal Gowns. Hence, I I never said I dated a model, but rather a college student.

She was a cutie though.

I slept with a Suicide Girl. Does that count?