What was the last movie you've seen?

[BurningDoom]

House of the Dead

Love HOTD. Uwe Boll made it so cheesy it oozed SEGA...

agreed. I thought it was hilarious and super fun. The fact that clips of the game are in the movie... just brilliant.

I can't enjoy that movie, unless I was really high. I can only take so much karate kicking zombies and plots held together with duct-tape.

[Ack]

House of the Dead

I can't enjoy that movie, unless I was really high. I can only take so much karate kicking zombies and plots held together with duct-tape.

And why does "the best rave 3V4R!" only have like five people? House of the Dead was shit, possibly rivaled only by Alone in the Dark. Bloodrayne was slightly more watchable. Postal is really the only one of his video game movies I can stand because it succeeded in offending me...which was admittedly kind of the point.

And I just watched Cemetery Man, which was...bizarre. Funny, but bizarre. I really don't know how to describe it.

[KillerJuan77]

And why does "the best rave 3V4R!" only have like five people? House of the Dead was shit, possibly rivaled only by Alone in the Dark. Bloodrayne was slightly more watchable. Postal is really the only one of his video game movies I can stand because it succeeded in offending me...which was admittedly kind of the point.

And I just watched Cemetery Man, which was...bizarre. Funny, but bizarre. I really don't know how to describe it.

"If you don't want the dead coming back to life why don't you just kill the living? Shoot them in the head" I LOVE DELLAMORTE, DELLAMORE

I enjoyed Postal but his other films are borderline unwatchable.

[MrPopo]

And why does "the best rave 3V4R!" only have like five people?

That's what makes it the best ever. Low percentage of assholes with only 5 people.

[elmagicochrisg]

And why does "the best rave 3V4R!" only have like five people?

That's what makes it the best ever. Low percentage of assholes with only 5 people.

If 4 out of 5 of them were assholes, that would still make for an 80 percent asshole rate...

[BurningDoom]

And why does "the best rave 3V4R!" only have like five people?

That's what makes it the best ever. Low percentage of assholes with only 5 people.

If 4 out of 5 of them are assholes, that would still make for an 80 percent asshole rate...

ROFL!

I hope I can use that at some point in real life.

[MrPopo]

And why does "the best rave 3V4R!" only have like five people?

That's what makes it the best ever. Low percentage of assholes with only 5 people.

If 4 out of 5 of them were assholes, that would still make for an 80 percent asshole rate...

I stand by my statement.

[Gamerforlife]

THE DARK KNIGHT

Love it, but since I ripped on RISES so hard I figured I may as well point out one silly continuity flaw. After Bruce gives his I believe in Dent speech he goes to the balcony of the building and tosses the champagne out of his glass overboard.

Cut to Rachael meeting with Bruce on the balcony, and Bruce's glass has magically been refilled.

What happened to the Joker after Batman jumps out the window to save Rachel? Did he just hang out up there for a while by himself?

After Batman's interrogation scene with the Joker, why did that cop stand guard inside the interrogation room with the Joker?

I just don't get over how people don't bust out laughing whenever they hear the Batman voice in those movies. I still don't understand that. Wasn't an issue in the Burton movies. Bale's Batman sounds utterly ridiculous. I still think the trilogy is great, but it is really distracting when you re-watch those movies and can't get over how silly the voice is

Would the Dark Knight like a throat lozenge?

Bane sounded even worse, ugh. Painful to my ears. His awful voice really took away some of my enjoyment of Dark Knight Rises. Would have been such a better movie with

Talia

as the villain for the whole movie, but that would have required a completely different script

[flojocabron]

this should be called the batman thread.

dammit.

some vids relevant to your post.

http://youtu.be/WOg3ZE3hNQc

http://youtu.be/WQJuGeqdbn4

[Gamerforlife]

this should be called the batman thread.

dammit.

some vids relevant to your post.

http://youtu.be/WOg3ZE3hNQc

http://youtu.be/WQJuGeqdbn4

There's actually some good points in that second video. While I enjoyed Rises, it didn't blow me away, and like Spider-Man 3, and X-Men 3 just continues the trend of dissapointing trilogy enders. One of my biggest problems with the movie was

Batman being all nice towards Catwoman after the bitch betrayed him leading to him getting his ass kicked, being humiliated, AND getting his back broken AND being stuck in a hole for three months, AND LOSING HIS WHOLE GODDAMN CITY! This is also the woman who stole what should be Bruce's most prized and valuable possession. A Batman written by me would freak the fuck out if someone stole his mother's pearls. Seriously, did he want to bone her that bad? I mean I get that Anne Hathaway is hot and all but C'MON! I just hate the cliche bad girl love interest, who the hero mysteriously falls in love with despite her being a total bitch. I generally hate female thief character types in film and TV as they always fit that mold. "I'm a bitch! But I'm hot and cocky which makes me likable and charming for some strange, inexplicable reason so you love me!"