What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[SamuraiMegas]

Smile
My puppy has a odd fasicantion with my hands. He had been following e everywhere and has been acting great.

[Luke]

Smile
My puppy has a odd fasicantion with my hands.

Wash them after taking a dump.


Smile: Hosting a party in about an hour.

Frown: My wife is in a mood, and it's about an hour away from party time (see *smile*). I told her to move her car from under a tree (a storm is a brewin') and she accused me of calling her stupid telling her to do so. Well, I'm stupid for saying "If you don't move your car you are guilty as charged". That didn't go over well. Even when I'm trying to help I can't win.

Insert picture of C.Brown saying Ugh.

[Michi]

Frown: My wife is in a mood, and it's about an hour away from party time (see *smile*). I told her to move her car from under a tree (a storm is a brewin') and she accused me of calling her stupid telling her to do so.

Not that I know your exact wording, but remember, sometimes it's not so much what you say, it's how you say it.

Or she could just be pissed because she thinks you assume she hasn't been paying enough attention to know that a storm is coming and that parking under a tree could be problematic later. She could have done it without thinking about it.

Well, I'm stupid for saying "If you don't move your car you are guilty as charged". That didn't go over well. Even when I'm trying to help I can't win.

Now that was stupid. I'd be pissed about that too. The correct response would have been, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I was just worried about what might happen." I'm sure she knows a squished car could ruin anyone's weekend.

[TEKTORO]

Thats why I love women, I need that craziness in my life (2 daughters and wifey)
As for us men we can be oblivious sometimes and dont mean to say things that piss off the opposite sex. (lose, lose)

And why are they so good at twisting words around, puts me in submission.

[Luke]

Now that was stupid.

In spades at that.

I'm awful at analogies but the situation was as if my wife was about to step in poop and instead of saying "Whoa whoa whoa!" I said "Open your eyes, there is poop right there!".

Keep in mind that I'm married to a 90lb. beast of a sexy teacher who has the defensive qualities of an infinite pong paddle and the aggression of Taylor Swift after a bad break up.

I'm dumb, I can't win.

[mjmjr25]

Keep in mind that I'm married to a 90lb. beast of a sexy teacher who has the defensive qualities of an infinite pong paddle and the aggression of Taylor Swift after a bad break up.

You'll never ever ever ever be forgiven

[Luke]

Frown: Stupid storm. Party postponed.

Smile: Corey Haim

Smile: Corey Feldman

[Michi]

Smile: Corey Haim

Smile: Corey Feldman

Smile: Luke has reminded me of The Lost Boys.

[Luke]

Keep in mind that I'm married to a 90lb. beast of a sexy teacher who has the defensive qualities of an infinite pong paddle and the aggression of Taylor Swift after a bad break up.

You'll never ever ever ever be forgiven

I thought you would go the "SUPER BREAK-UP" route.

[elmagicochrisg]

Keep in mind that I'm married to a 90lb. beast of a sexy teacher who has the defensive qualities of an infinite pong paddle and the aggression of Taylor Swift after a bad break up.

Erm, you sure that 90lb. is correct?...

Either she's very petite -which is cute for a woman- or you need to give her more food man...