Stop wearing perfume. It smells like #@%^#$

[Forlorn Drifter]

I knew a guy who used to douse himself in Axe deoderant spray instead of bathing. It took years to get the stink out of my couch.

I had one bottle of Axe I didn't finish. That smells so bad. I don't get how people like/use that stuff without puking.

I personally use cologne, but I stick to the type you can only smell when you get in close. My grandpa always tells me girls like guys that "use the good kinds of smell good" (he doesn't call it cologne.) A lot of the problem is that a lot of this stuff radiates like ten feet out from you. My stuff you can't smell at more than a foot or two unless you have an AMAZING sense of smell.

When it comes to girls, I don't like the ones that use the really strong floral, or the stuff that just smells like, I don't know, little girls rooms. It smells like I'm in a 8 year olds fairy princess castle or something. Makes me sick.


I also can't stand the people that drench the room with the stuff if they don't like the way it smells. Huge problem with the girls at my school. Its either a plain smell or drenched in Justin Bieber's something or other. I really can't stand it.

[Ivo]

It comes in the mail with their government issued tan slacks and grey velcro shoes.

No dissing on velcro shoes! Velcro shoes are amazing.
It is the grey ones that may be not so cool...

[sabrage]

"From a hug, not a handshake"

[JsGameRoom]

Maybe it's just me, but if I'm taking a chick out I want her to smell good.

Like when me and the girl go out, she will put some kind of spray on, and I will throw on some Versace or Gucci.

I dont mind at all. I like to know she cares about what she smells like.

[Hobie-wan]

Sure it is fun to dress up fancy, put on cologne and perfume occasionally and have a lady get all made up every once in a while.

Me? I prefer to see her face, not a mask she has to paint on every day. A little subtle perfume can be ok sometimes, but I'd rather be used to her natural smell too. Why live with a carefully applied lie every day?

[JsGameRoom]

Sure it is fun to dress up fancy, put on cologne and perfume occasionally and have a lady get all made up every once in a while.

Me? I prefer to see her face, not a mask she has to paint on every day. A little subtle perfume can be ok sometimes, but I'd rather be used to her natural smell too. Why live with a carefully applied lie every day?

By mask you mean no makeup?

Good luck finding a chick who legitimately puts on zero makeup.

By good luck I mean...you will be single your entire life if you think you will find a chick who never wears makeup.

[s1mplehumar]

Why live with a carefully applied lie every day?

This actually makes perfect sense to me. Some might argue this is going overboard. Your wardrobe, apparel, and general appearance really speak volumes about your character, imho. Habitual perfuming and a few globs of mascara might not be characters flaws, but it's certainly not something I'd be looking for in a woman. I was partly drawn to my wife by her natural (stock?) appearance.

[Hobie-wan]

By mask you mean no makeup?

Good luck finding a chick who legitimately puts on zero makeup.

By good luck I mean...you will be single your entire life if you think you will find a chick who never wears makeup.

All of my girlfriends have worn little to no makeup as a daily routine. Sure there aren't many that never wear any, ever. But those who pile it on all day every day turn me off. I guess I'm weird that I like women to have eyebrows too, not penciled on lines. *shrug*

For an example of make up being a mask that completely changes a person's looks even if it doesn't look like it is 1/4 inch thick, can you guess who this is with no make up on? Someone who was superficially obsessed with the made up version might run screaming if they woke up next to this face in the morning.

[JsGameRoom]

All of my girlfriends have worn little to no makeup as a daily routine. Sure there aren't many that never wear any, ever. But those who pile it on all day every day turn me off. I guess I'm weird that I like women to have eyebrows too, not penciled on lines. *shrug*

Hey I hear you,my woman barely wears make up..none of that draw on stuff.


But for someone to call makeup a "lie" ehhhh thats pushing it. Some women just like to look pretty, and likehow they look with it on.

And screw it, 99% of the time with a little makeup they do look better, so I don't mind. As long as it doesn't on my shirt.

[J T]

As for shampoos, I don't know what kind my first girlfriend used, but god I always loved the smell of her hair

It was Denorex, but only one one side of her head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2w1XUklylg

I remember those old commercials. I always thought they were crazy. If it tingles, that doesn't mean it's working; it means you have a mild chemical burn on the side of your scalp.