The Zombie Apocalypse Has Began!

[elmagicochrisg]

They released the attacker's name. His name is Stubbs...

[Gamerforlife]

I just hope we don't have to deal with the stealthy, ninja zombies from The Walking Dead TV show. The ones who magically pop up behind you without a sound.

[Luke]

I had high hopes this would be the one thread on the Internet that didn't make a zombie joke. This lame joke is everywhere while one man died, one man had his face destroyed, and a few cops have a pretty big ordeal in front of them.

Not to be a debbie downer, it's more about the dumb zombie jokes.

[AppleQueso]

I had high hopes this would be the one thread on the Internet that didn't make a zombie joke. This lame joke is everywhere while one man died, one man had his face destroyed, and a few cops have a pretty big ordeal in front of them.

Not to be a debbie downer, it's more about the dumb zombie jokes.

Yeah, this thread was the first I'd heard of the story and the zombie jokes kinda got old by... well by the end of the first post.

[Luke]

Yeah, this thread was the first I'd heard of the story and the zombie jokes kinda got old by... well by the end of the first post.

I read about this incident first of hufpo, and I think the first comment was "Day #1 of the zombie apocalypse!".

A mauling like that must be a thing of terror. Remember just a few years ago when one lady had her body destroyed by a chimp mauling. The attack was said to last between a minute and ninety seconds, and the lady's face, hands, and more were mangled beyond belief. The chimp bit off bones like I snap into a slim jim.

Okay, just thinking of it lowers "burning to death" to #2 and bumping "eaten alive" to #1 of ways I don't want to die (unless by a T-Rex, that would be quick and awesome).

[Menegrothx]

Here's a similiar PCP case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch# ... nd_lawsuit

The victim was found in her apartment by a friend. Her chest had been torn open and a three-inch blade was found broken off in her shoulder blade. Tooth marks were found on her face and on her lungs, which had been torn from her chest. An eyewitness reported that, when Singleton was picked up by police, he was naked, covered in blood, standing in the middle of the street and screaming at the sky. A medical examination performed shortly after his capture found human flesh in his stomach that was not his own.[1]

[weaponepsilon]

My wife brought this to my attention and even advocated arming up just in case! The part that really gets me is that they have been saying that this is the latest in a string of identical cannibalistic attacks in the area. My wife google mapped it and the spot is about 3 blocks from a cemetery....

[AppleQueso]

My wife brought this to my attention and even advocated arming up just in case! The part that really gets me is that they have been saying that this is the latest in a string of identical cannibalistic attacks in the area. My wife google mapped it and the spot is about 3 blocks from a cemetery....

I really hope you're just joking around with these observations and don't SERIOUSLY think that zombies have anything to do with this...

[elmagicochrisg]

My wife brought this to my attention and even advocated arming up just in case! The part that really gets me is that they have been saying that this is the latest in a string of identical cannibalistic attacks in the area. My wife google mapped it and the spot is about 3 blocks from a cemetery....

I really hope you're just joking around with these observations and don't SERIOUSLY think that zombies have anything to do with this...

Depends on your definition of zombie I think... lol

[flex wood]

There are like 10 threads about thirds on 4Chan right now.

Honestly I completely trust the government to handle this if it were a zombie outbreak.

I just hope you die of a bullet, rather than being eaten.

That was supposed to be blue I didn't think it really needed it though

If it is a zombie outbreak I'd get my ass the hell out of the city. I've seen enough rioting and looting and it's not fun. First thing I'd go get my guns from my old roommate (girlfriend didn't want guns in the house so they're not here.) Then I'd drive north heading to Alaska. I'd probably stop at mj's house on the way to get some Last rounds of street fighter in. After defeating Mike I'd get to Alaska and get me a boat and take it to some small island. After arriving at the island I would start unpacking the cab I stole from Mike while using the guise of street fighter to distract him.

After realizing that there is no power on my island I would take my boat to nearest land probably California right? Only to find everything deserted as I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.

I got to tired to finish the joke