Just to make everyone feel better about their watches and generally lower property values in this thread, here are my cheapo ones, all of which are out of commission.
#1 "American Pop" - My favorite, but swallowed a bit of water when accidentally washed. No longer works.
#2 "Swiss Army" - Stepped on barefoot (but in shorts pocket) and my heel broke the crystal. Still works, but can't use it with no window.
#3 AWOL - Likely chewed up by mowers along the interstate when I apparently missed my pocket while walking to work.
#4 "Body Gear" - Must have a damaged gear as it will randomly stop, but go again if you thump it lightly.
Now everyone can post pictures of their better timepieces and feel pride about them.
