"Evil Clown" hired by parents to stalk their kids

[sabrage]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evi ... n-the-face
I realized at some point that the only reason I would ever want kids would be to fuck with them constantly, and simultaneously realized I should never have kids.

I seriously have no idea how this would be enjoyable for the child, but I'd totally hire this guy.

[Menegrothx]

Does he pop up from sewers and offer them balloons?

[BoneSnapDeez]

This is....................... dumb....

Reminds me of that terrible YouTube game reviewer who posted a video of himself scaring a kid with a scary clown outfit a few years back and then getting butthurt when people called him out on it.

[Hazerd]

Then should be something you do to your "adult bro friends" not something for children
except make the evil clown female and she does a strip-tease once she catches you

mmmm... yeah...

[J T]

Just knowing that a person has a job where the only real requirement is that they enjoy tormenting children makes me think I wouldn't really want that type of person anywhere near my kids, even if I did want to give them a scare.

Also, the wrong neighborhood or group of friends, and that clown is going to get his ass handed to him.

[Luke]

Just knowing that a person has a job where the only real requirement is that they enjoy tormenting children makes me think I wouldn't really want that type of person anywhere near my kids, even if I did want to give them a scare.

Shame on you. I have a good friend who teaches Physical Education.