My first entry:
Starfox 64 3D
Sometimes, I wish people would leave well enough alone. One thing that they added to this enhanced port that really annoys me is the new Score Attack mode. First of all, I should say that I hate redundancy. The original Starfox 64 gave you medals for getting a certain score on each level. So basically, it already had a score attack mode built right into the game. The fact that they added in another one is one of those things that makes me want to bang my head against the wall and makes me think of the Lewis Black bit about the two Starbucks across the street from eachother(
Secondly, I considered it a pretty tough feat to get all medals in the original Starfox 64. Expert mode made it even slightly harder. I encountered quite a bit of frustration in attaining all medals in expert mode back in the day. With Score Attack mode, they INCREASED the score requirements for getting gold medals, essentially making something that was once already tough enough infuriatingly hard and a nightmare for a completist. What really boggles my mind though, is that the new, revamped "3DS Mode" for the main game makes getting some of the medals easier than it was in the N64 version, but then they throw in Score Attack mode where it's harder than the N64 version. What the hell Nintendo? Do you want things harder or easier? Make up your stupid mind! You took something that only the hardcore players cared about in the original game and made it simpler in the story mode, as if to say, "Maybe we went overboard with those score requirements in the original game" but then throw in a Score Attack mode to make it harder. Does not compute
Also, the 3D effect sucks, as it does for every 3DS game I play because you can't move the damn system without the 3D effect going wonky. Plus, it adds nothing to the game anyway. 3D on the 3DS is just a gimmick. The new gyro controls are awful and only exacerbate the problem of moving the system around and distorting the 3D effect
So yeah, I'm really turned off by this port. In fact, it seems they changed other things from what I've heard like the voice actors and dialog. I didn't really notice, but I'm sure it'll annoy purists.
Thumbs down for this port, messing up one of my all time favorite games you Nintendo douchebags
