Game Titles That Sound Like Porn Movies

[final fight cd]

Wrecking Crew

ha.

i might have missed it, but i can't believe nobody has said beat 'em and eat 'em.
maybe nobody said it because it actually is video game porn.

blastermaster; if you say it right it sounds like "blast her, master!"
trojan; a movie based on trojan condoms
loadstar; a guy who becomes a star with his huge load
rise of the dragon
the terminator
metal head; getting head from a robot
night trap
dynamite head(dy)

[noiseredux]

you guys know there actually WAS a porno called Splatterhouse, right?

[FiftyDollarCurse]

The Orange Box.

[noiseredux]

The Orange Box.

now that's one I'd watch.

[Limewater]

Jezzball

[Weekend_Warrior]

Hard Drivin' (Genesis)

[noiseredux]

[Hazerd]

Final Fantasy

[d123456]

After Burner

[Jontendo]

* Garfield: "Caught in the Act"
* James Pond 3: "Operation Starfish"
(Sega Genesis/Mega Drive)