Don't Fap December

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Re: Don't Fap December

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BoneSnapDeez wrote:Failure. Utter failure.

Ya know, at first I kinda laughed at folks like Inazuma who claimed that a month without fapping would be unhealthy... but after ten or so days I began to feel like absolute shit. I became irritable, restless, and even started to have sleep problems.

So I broke down and um, let me just end this with a quote by Cosmo Kramer...

I'm out.
Don't feel bad, chief. After a week of not doing anything, I start feeling like I've been kicked in the nuts. What you did, you did to save yourself. No shame in it.

But you're still a loser.
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@BoneSnapDeez

Don't feel too bad about failing to meat the challenge. You gave it your best shot but it was just too hard for you. It takes a lot of balls to come clean and man up to your shortcomings like that. You are a fine member of this forum.

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So yeah, I went to Navy boot camp when I was 18. Guess what you don't do for the full 56 days of bootcamp?

Guess what happens on day 57?
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Flake wrote: Guess what happens on day 57?
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Ack wrote:
Don't feel bad, chief. After a week of not doing anything, I start feeling like I've been kicked in the nuts. What you did, you did to save yourself. No shame in it.

But you're still a loser.
Ack's got blue balls? :lol:

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Flake wrote:So yeah, I went to Navy boot camp when I was 18. Guess what you don't do for the full 56 days of bootcamp?

As I understand it, one reason for joining the Navy is the large amount of seamen involved.
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Inazuma wrote:@BoneSnapDeez

Don't feel too bad about failing to meat the challenge. You gave it your best shot but it was just too hard for you. It takes a lot of balls to come clean and man up to your shortcomings like that. You are a fine member of this forum.

Cock.
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:D This thread. So good. And yea, I lost pretty quickly. Even though I get action from my lady friend sometimes, I still could not hold it.
My B/S/T thread! :)
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BoneSnapDeez wrote:Failure. Utter failure.

Ya know, at first I kinda laughed at folks like Inazuma who claimed that a month without fapping would be unhealthy... but after ten or so days I began to feel like absolute shit. I became irritable, restless, and even started to have sleep problems.

So I broke down and um, let me just end this with a quote by Cosmo Kramer...

I'm out.
Coincidentally, I just watched that episode last night. I was thinking about this thread the whole time.
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"I don't understand you. I really don't. You have nothing better to do at three o' clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!"
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