Don't Fap December

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Re: Don't Fap December

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Flake wrote:I don't have access to the profile any more, Izzy. I made it with a 10 minute e-mail and did not bother to write down the password before I wiped out the pic and all the text.

I also did not take a very good look at the emails you got. I took a glance at the profile photos next to the emails, though.

They were rough trade, dude.
Rough trade? Does that mean that they were ugly?
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Inazuma wrote:
Flake wrote:I don't have access to the profile any more, Izzy. I made it with a 10 minute e-mail and did not bother to write down the password before I wiped out the pic and all the text.

I also did not take a very good look at the emails you got. I took a glance at the profile photos next to the emails, though.

They were rough trade, dude.
Rough trade? Does that mean that they were ugly?
Well ugly is in the eye of the beholder, right? In this beholders eye, and from a brief glance, they were a sore for sight eyes. No matter what your taste, I think an all around consensus would be the couple that had pics looked like their best days were in the past.
Maybe now Nintendo will acknowledge Metroid has a fanbase?
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Re: Don't Fap December

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Flake wrote:Well ugly is in the eye of the beholder, right? In this beholders eye, and from a brief glance, they were a sore for sight eyes. No matter what your taste, I think an all around consensus would be the couple that had pics looked like their best days were in the past.
OK, thanks for the explanation. I'll have to find myself a hot Asian man or woman on craigslist then.
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Inazuma wrote:OK, thanks for the explanation. I'll have to find myself a hot Asian man or woman on craigslist then.
Not a problem and good luck with your quest. Of all the many conversations I ever expected you and I to have, this was not one of them!
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Re: Don't Fap December

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Someone deserves an award for this thread.

Seriously guys, great group effort. Masturbation always goes better when you have a few friendly helping hands.
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Re: Don't Fap December

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CFFJR wrote:Someone deserves an award for this thread.

Seriously guys, great group effort. Masturbation always goes better when you have a few friendly helping hands.
I didn't belive this existed.
But here I am.

Aboout to pass out.

/good thing I won't remember any of this.
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Failure. Utter failure.

Ya know, at first I kinda laughed at folks like Inazuma who claimed that a month without fapping would be unhealthy... but after ten or so days I began to feel like absolute shit. I became irritable, restless, and even started to have sleep problems.

So I broke down and um, let me just end this with a quote by Cosmo Kramer...

I'm out.
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Flake wrote:Of all the many conversations I ever expected you and I to have, this was not one of them!
:lol:
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Re: Don't Fap December

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BoneSnapDeez wrote:Failure. Utter failure.

Ya know, at first I kinda laughed at folks like Inazuma who claimed that a month without fapping would be unhealthy... but after ten or so days I began to feel like absolute shit. I became irritable, restless, and even started to have sleep problems.

So I broke down and um, let me just end this with a quote by Cosmo Kramer...

I'm out.
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Re: Don't Fap December

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pakopako wrote:/good thing I won't remember any of this.
FML -- why do I always have to check out new posts.
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