Don't Fap December

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General_Norris wrote:The epicness of this thread convinced me to try this challenge. It combines well with the "Anal-masturbation December", doesn't it?


Anyways, as silly it may seem at first glance that profil must attract sex like honey does with flies.
It had 16 messages by the the time I wiped it. It was only active for 48 minutes.
Maybe now Nintendo will acknowledge Metroid has a fanbase?
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General_Norris wrote:The epicness of this thread convinced me to try this challenge. It combines well with the "Anal-masturbation December", doesn't it?


Anyways, as silly it may seem at first glance that profil must attract sex like honey does with flies.
What? What are you talking about, anal-masturbation December? I'm missing out!
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Oh boy...
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...it's ALWAYS "Anal Masturbation December".
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Re: Don't Fap December

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Flake wrote:It had 16 messages by the the time I wiped it. It was only active for 48 minutes.
Just noticed this.

I gotta say, that is some bullshit. We can't talk about anal masturbation? There are too many close minded people out there, ruining things for everyone else.
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Inazuma wrote:
Flake wrote:It had 16 messages by the the time I wiped it. It was only active for 48 minutes.
Just noticed this.

I gotta say, that is some bullshit. We can't talk about anal masturbation? There are too many tight assed people out there, ruining things for everyone else.
Fixed that for you.
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Re: Don't Fap December

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Inazuma wrote:
Flake wrote:It had 16 messages by the the time I wiped it. It was only active for 48 minutes.
Just noticed this.

I gotta say, that is some bullshit. We can't talk about anal masturbation? There are too many close minded people out there, ruining things for everyone else.
Wasn't he talking about the profile he made for you?...
Flake wrote:It had 16 messages by the the time I wiped it.
Suddenly this anal business makes the wiping comment much funnier... :lol:
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Re: Don't Fap December

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elmagicochrisg wrote:
Inazuma wrote:
Flake wrote:It had 16 messages by the the time I wiped it. It was only active for 48 minutes.
Just noticed this.

I gotta say, that is some bullshit. We can't talk about anal masturbation? There are too many close minded people out there, ruining things for everyone else.
Wasn't he talking about the profile he made for you?...
Flake wrote:It had 16 messages by the the time I wiped it.
Suddenly this anal business makes the wiping comment much funnier... :lol:
Oh, he really made a dating profile for me, and it had 16 messages? People wanted to have sex with me? Please send those contacts my way. Thank you very much.
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Inazuma wrote: Oh, he really made a dating profile for me, and it had 16 messages? People wanted to have sex with me? Please send those contacts my way. Thank you very much.
One of two things: They aren't looking for sex, or you don't want to give them sex. :mrgreen:
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I don't have access to the profile any more, Izzy. I made it with a 10 minute e-mail and did not bother to write down the password before I wiped out the pic and all the text.

I also did not take a very good look at the emails you got. I took a glance at the profile photos next to the emails, though.

They were rough trade, dude.
Maybe now Nintendo will acknowledge Metroid has a fanbase?
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