TVs on buses playing gaming related videos

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Put Inazuma on a bus with TVs that play hardcore porn... occaisonally interrupted by ads for various DLC.
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AppleQueso wrote:Put Inazuma on a bus with TVs that play hardcore porn... occaisonally interrupted by ads for various DLC.
If I was paying to ride on that bus, the ads would bother me a lot. Otherwise, I'd be content with ignoring the ads.
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Inazuma wrote:
J T wrote:I once went on a bus that played hardcore pornography while taking you to a remote location for a rave in a ski resort town in the mountains of Utah. They didn't have a Super Mario Bros special.
That sounds awesome. More buses need hardcore porn.
That's what I thought too, especially since I was invited to this secretive event by one of my hotter female friends in the electronic music scene. Unfortunately the reality of it wasn't quite as cool as the Porky's-esque romp I had imagined it to be.

The party bus was loaded, everyone was excited and laughing, girls were drinking hard liquor from a 3 foot long plastic phallus, beers were being passed around for free, and we seemed destined for a legendary good time. The bus loaded up with sexy people, we departed from our meeting place, and then the loud asshole at the front of the bus turned on the porn.

It turns out that he was really into threesome ass-to-mouth porn and all the girls on the bus were really NOT into that. He didn't bring anything but ass-to-mouth porn and the girls screamed in disgust every time the cock went from one girl's pooper to another girl's mouth. That was funny for a minute, but after awhile it led to shouting to turn it off, the guy refusing, girls huddling up and covering their eyes and ears, and the party bus sadly (and angrily) lost the funk. It was superbly awkward and uncomfortable. There was nowhere to look away as the images reflected off of every window and he had the volume up so loud you couldn't think. And he stubbornly insisted his porn bus was going to play his porn all the way there for like a 2 hour ride. Thankfully the rave we went to was still a good time, but yeah... if you're going to watch porn with a bus full of people, um, know your audience.
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J T wrote:
Inazuma wrote:
J T wrote:I once went on a bus that played hardcore pornography while taking you to a remote location for a rave in a ski resort town in the mountains of Utah. They didn't have a Super Mario Bros special.
That sounds awesome. More buses need hardcore porn.
That's what I thought too, especially since I was invited to this secretive event by one of my hotter female friends in the electronic music scene. Unfortunately the reality of it wasn't quite as cool as the Porky's-esque romp I had imagined it to be.

The party bus was loaded, everyone was excited and laughing, girls were drinking hard liquor from a 3 foot long plastic phallus, beers were being passed around for free, and we seemed destined for a legendary good time. The bus loaded up with sexy people, we departed from our meeting place, and then the loud asshole at the front of the bus turned on the porn.

It turns out that he was really into threesome ass-to-mouth porn and all the girls on the bus were really NOT into that. He didn't bring anything but ass-to-mouth porn and the girls screamed in disgust every time the cock went from one girl's pooper to another girl's mouth. That was funny for a minute, but after awhile it led to shouting to turn it off, the guy refusing, girls huddling up and covering their eyes and ears, and the party bus sadly (and angrily) lost the funk. It was superbly awkward and uncomfortable. There was nowhere to look away as the images reflected off of every window and he had the volume up so loud you couldn't think. And he stubbornly insisted his porn bus was going to play his porn all the way there for like a 2 hour ride. Thankfully the rave we went to was still a good time, but yeah... if you're going to watch porn with a bus full of people, um, know your audience.
Ass to mouth is not a good idea, right? I actually did it once, and later realized I probably shouldn't have.

Anyway, what's the problem with just watching it and not bitching constantly? Sounds like there were some prudes on that bus. Everyone has different kinds of things they like to see in porn so of course everyone won't agree on it. Don't go and ruin it for the others. This is why we can't have nice things.
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J T wrote:
Inazuma wrote:
J T wrote:I once went on a bus that played hardcore pornography while taking you to a remote location for a rave in a ski resort town in the mountains of Utah. They didn't have a Super Mario Bros special.
That sounds awesome. More buses need hardcore porn.
That's what I thought too, especially since I was invited to this secretive event by one of my hotter female friends in the electronic music scene. Unfortunately the reality of it wasn't quite as cool as the Porky's-esque romp I had imagined it to be.

The party bus was loaded, everyone was excited and laughing, girls were drinking hard liquor from a 3 foot long plastic phallus, beers were being passed around for free, and we seemed destined for a legendary good time. The bus loaded up with sexy people, we departed from our meeting place, and then the loud asshole at the front of the bus turned on the porn.

It turns out that he was really into threesome ass-to-mouth porn and all the girls on the bus were really NOT into that. He didn't bring anything but ass-to-mouth porn and the girls screamed in disgust every time the cock went from one girl's pooper to another girl's mouth. That was funny for a minute, but after awhile it led to shouting to turn it off, the guy refusing, girls huddling up and covering their eyes and ears, and the party bus sadly (and angrily) lost the funk. It was superbly awkward and uncomfortable. There was nowhere to look away as the images reflected off of every window and he had the volume up so loud you couldn't think. And he stubbornly insisted his porn bus was going to play his porn all the way there for like a 2 hour ride. Thankfully the rave we went to was still a good time, but yeah... if you're going to watch porn with a bus full of people, um, know your audience.
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MrPopo wrote:This is worth of being a Lord of Duct story.
I feel honored. 8)
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This thread exceeded my expectations. :lol:
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They do this on Tokyo subways, but not buses. Occasionally they'll have gaming-related quizzes which are just veiled Nintendo ads. Some of the questions are kind of tough like "What is the name of the boss of Donut Plains in SMW". Stuff like that.

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