What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[noiseredux]

Smile: For a second I thought the cute girl ringing up my purchase at Target was smiling at me flirtatiously.

Frown: Then I realized it was because she was amused / perplexed by my purchase: Extra strength Advil, a frozen pizza, and a jar of maximum strength powdered laxative.

Outcome: I couldn't think of any kind of suave way to convey the context of this purchase to her so, I dunno guys, I just don't think she and I are going to make it.

Flake: it's for the sick children I'm nurturing to health.
Cute Target Girl: [heart]

[noiseredux]

So... I could play Phantasmagoria II, Harvester or I have no mouth and I must scream while taking a dump?

You can take a dump while playing those games on a regular PC too...

It might just be a little less comfortable though...

the PSP port of SCUMMVM is fantastic.

[Hobie-wan]

Outcome: I couldn't think of any kind of suave way to convey the context of this purchase to her so, I dunno guys, I just don't think she and I are going to make it.

Well, you could always push it even further with a silly joke, then reel it back in.

"You don't know where I can rent a goat and a gas powered post hole digger do you?"

"Ok, I don't really need those other things. I'm hungry and I just had an operation, it really isn't as interesting as it looks."

[lisalover1]

So... I could play Phantasmagoria II, Harvester or I have no mouth and I must scream while taking a dump?

You can take a dump while playing those games on a regular PC too...

It might just be a little less comfortable though...

the PSP port of SCUMMVM is fantastic.

The Caanoo port is probably the best portable version available, except the iPad version, because of the processor and touch screen. The great thing about ScummVM is that it has been ported to every device with access to a screen and buttons.

[elmagicochrisg]

"You don't know where I can rent a goat and a gas powered post hole digger do you?"

How on Earth did you become a moderator?... lol

[Flake]

"You don't know where I can rent a goat and a gas powered post hole digger do you?"

How on Earth did you become a moderator?... lol

I'm not going to say the goat didn't play ANY role in his promotion...

[mjmjr25]

^...AND a post hole digger can be soft-modded (by SK) to shoot lazer beams cross country, or so i'm guessing we'll be told.

[fastbilly1]

Ticked - site is blocked at work and no proxy will let me log in (or it is blocked itself). Coupled with extended workdays and technical foolery with the site at home (the site just times out randomly at home when I try to login), I have not been around for quite some time.

Smiled - I should be engaged soon...

[Hobie-wan]

Ticked - site is blocked at work and no proxy will let me log in (or it is blocked itself). Coupled with extended workdays and technical foolery with the site at home (the site just times out randomly at home when I try to login), I have not been around for quite some time.

Smiled - I should be engaged soon...

Waaaaaaitaminute. So work keeping you away and you're going to want to spend lots of time with a girl too? You're leaving the club aren't you?

[fastbilly1]

Waaaaaaitaminute. So work keeping you away and you're going to want to spend lots of time with a girl too? You're leaving the club aren't you?

Well hopefully I will have a better job before I marry her that doesnt block the site - that or I will be unemployed for a short time since she does live a state away. I am trying to convince our IT department to unblock the site - I am currently accessing it at a friends house. They are cool guys but can be dicks about things.