What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[Rurouni_Fencer]

Ticked: Even with the AC running, it's too damn hot out!

Smile: Just finished watching the teaser for the new "Beavis and Butthead" season..

(watching Jersey Shore)
Snooki: "I'm a whore, hello..."
Butthead: "Uh-heh heh.. that's how she answers the phone... heh heh heh heh..."

*exhale*
all is right with the world....

[GamerMON]

Uh, I deliver pizza for a living.

That is the funniest/sarcastic delivery ever.

Take!

"Uh, I bag groceries for a living, of course I know what pot looks like".

"Uh, I went to clown college, of course I know what weed looks like".

I'm not degrading your job, I just find it hilarious you responded with "Uh, I deliver pizza for a living" like it gives you any credentials. And if you read my post, you'd see "Probably not", so I was just having fun with ya, but "Uh, I deliver pizza for a living" is quote worthy.

Yeah I saw what you did there. I was trying to be funny but yes working in the restaurant industry does give me credentials about weed. In the 7 years I have been a Pizza Man (I like to think of myself as a Megaman boss), I have learned in the ins and outs of the local marijuana customs. I love delivering to paranoid stoners. They act like I am going to call the cops on them. If people didn't get so stoned and drunk they couldn't drive to pick up their own pizza, I would be out of a job.

[pakopako]

If people didn't get so stoned and drunk they couldn't drive to pick up their own pizza, I would be out of a job.

Thank you good sir!

[Xeogred]

You're in KC GamerMON, no wonder.

(live in Olathe myself).

[mjmjr25]

If people didn't get so stoned and drunk they couldn't drive to pick up their own pizza, I would be out of a job.

Thank you good sir!

I'm pretty sure there is a sizable "lazy" contingent, that is neither drunk nor stoned. Until my pizza-teleportation device is patented, your job is safe.

[pakopako]

If people didn't get so stoned and drunk they couldn't drive to pick up their own pizza, I would be out of a job.

Thank you good sir!

I'm pretty sure there is a sizable "lazy" contingent, that is neither drunk nor stoned. Until my pizza-teleportation device is patented, your job is safe.

That's just sad. My entire life, a pizzaria was at most four blocks away. Whenever I didn't pose a significant danger to others, I would just go outside for food.

Also, I'm re-signing into all the boards I've registered at because they all link my avatar to this 17-year old GIF (that I ripped from a 2-year old site back in '94) that used to reside on my now-dead ISP. (And I still have to pay $15 a month for it -- but until I can afford a 4G hot-spot phone, dial-up is the way to go when these brown-outs keep happening.)

[Luke]

I love delivering to paranoid stoners. They act like I am going to call the cops on them. If people didn't get so stoned and drunk they couldn't drive to pick up their own pizza, I would be out of a job.

Glad you took my post as a joke and not personal.

*oh fuck, amy winehouse is dead*

*even more oh fuck: the lady on CNN said, "amy winehouse was found dead in her londurn apartment"*

But back on track: I say pizza delivery guys have every right to mess around with their customers, and vice versa.

[Ack]

*oh fuck, amy winehouse is dead*

*even more oh fuck: the lady on CNN said, "amy winehouse was found dead in her londurn apartment"*

Notice my lack of surprise.

[Luke]

Notice my lack of surprise.

Of the death or that CNN reporters can't pronounce "London"?

Get ready for a wave of very unfunny jokes about Amy and Rehab.

[Ack]

Notice my lack of surprise.

Of the death or that CNN reporters can't pronounce "London"?

Neither.

I also expect some bizarre martyring of her person in the coming months amongst the drug community. God damn it.