Join the forces of Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Killer 7

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Re: Join the forces of Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Killer 7

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MrEco wrote:
TEKTORO wrote:About an hour after last post I played a little of this....So far discovered....
(360 version)

Demon orgy.

One eye willie takes a steamy poop to mark where you been.

Gates that whine like a baby till you stuff their faces with strawberrys and brains,just so they can open.

And did I mention Demon dick hair puzzle.

As well as the music,graphics,main character,sidekick,upgrades,gameplay and controls are all AWESOME!!
Are the demons hot?
Well in that paticular scene its two enemy demons that are pretty fucked up looking,having fun with Paulas dead body as Hotspur walks in and shoots the shit out of them.
Hotspur is the main character who kills one demon too many and a lord type demon called Fleming steals your girl.So you jump into hell after them to save Paula.
As far as hot demons go,there is a demon opera singer with some T & A.
Theres plenty of nudity throught out the game so far,but not the good kind.
Mutilated headless bodys with boobs and unidentified gender parts raw and bloody.And the occasional delusions of paula basically nude until she gets mutilated right before your eyes.These delusions encourage you to go further into hell to save the one you love,while torturing you with a gruesome image of your beloved...Twisted!!
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Nevermind. Not interested.
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Nintendork666 wrote:This is the killer app that I've been waiting all these years for. I've been so hyped for this game, and don't even own a 360 or PS3. Time to hoard my pennies.
OMG I told you'd want a PS3!!
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Mr Eco is a quivering squeamish baby

lololololololololololololol
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I know. I need to grow a pair and start masturbating to pictures of dudes jerking off onto dead bodies. Then I can be one of the cool guys like you AppleQueso.
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honestly, I think it looks amazing. Totally totally totally something I'd enjoy. I don't think I'm gonna pick it up yet for $60 though, because I'm sitting on enough games keeping me busy at the moment. But I will snatch this up sooner than later.
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MrEco wrote:I know. I need to grow a pair and start masturbating to pictures of dudes jerking off onto dead bodies. Then I can be one of the cool guys like you AppleQueso.
Yeah and then we can hang out at bars where that giant massive blob thing from the end of Akira gives us a lapdance.

There's something very strange about the thought of masturbating to pictures of other people masturbating...

you do know I was just joking around, right?
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AppleQueso wrote:
MrEco wrote:I know. I need to grow a pair and start masturbating to pictures of dudes jerking off onto dead bodies. Then I can be one of the cool guys like you AppleQueso.
Yeah and then we can hang out at bars where that giant massive blob thing from the end of Akira gives us a lapdance.

There's something very strange about the thought of masturbating to pictures of other people masturbating...

you do know I was just joking around, right?
Sounds like a done deal. While were at we should philosophize on how it's possible that Jubei and Nine were able to make a kid together. What with Jubei being a cat and all.

And yes, I knew you were joking.
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MrEco wrote:
AppleQueso wrote:
MrEco wrote:I know. I need to grow a pair and start masturbating to pictures of dudes jerking off onto dead bodies. Then I can be one of the cool guys like you AppleQueso.
Yeah and then we can hang out at bars where that giant massive blob thing from the end of Akira gives us a lapdance.

There's something very strange about the thought of masturbating to pictures of other people masturbating...

you do know I was just joking around, right?
Sounds like a done deal. While were at we should philosophize on how it's possible that Jubei and Nine were able to make a kid together. What with Jubei being a cat and all.

And yes, I knew you were joking.
I'd rather discuss the incestual implications of Simba and Nala having a child in Lion King 2, them being cousins and all.

alrighty good had me worried for a second there
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As long as were talking about cats in some way. Don't wanna ruin the mood when were getting that blob-monster-lap-dance, and cats are sexy. You want evidence? Just look at Jubei's kid.
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