All the single gamers, all the single gamers.

[Flake]

(I actually have no idea who wanted it unlocked - but I am going to enjoy the popcorn)

Someone else will have to provide the popcorn from here on out. But more than who wanted it re-opened, I wonder why?

[noiseredux]

*crickets*

that's what she said.




OOOH See what I did there?

[MrPopo]

The trick is to run single for a while, buy a house, and completely redecorate it with video game stuff. Then you can use it as an instant screening device for women. If they see Han Solo in carbonite at the top of the stairs and run screaming then you've saved yourself some heartache. If they rip off their clothes to reveal Leia's metal bikini you get down on one knee.

[noiseredux]

you get down on one knee.

that's what she said.

[the7k]

The trick is to run single for a while, buy a house, and completely redecorate it with video game stuff. Then you can use it as an instant screening device for women. If they see Han Solo in carbonite at the top of the stairs and run screaming then you've saved yourself some heartache. If they rip off their clothes to reveal Leia's metal bikini you get down on one knee.

Yeah, but you don't want to overgeek her too soon. Having a bit of Star Wars and World of Warcraft memorabilia is one thing. Having topless PVC Mai Shiranui figures and an adult-sized Sonic The Hedgehog costume is quite another. You gotta ease her in with the "socially-acceptable" not-socially-acceptable stuff, so that it won't be a huge shock when you finally introduce her to your life-sized Candy Girl styled after Mizuno Ami.

[YoshiEgg25]

Having topless PVC Mai Shiranui figures and an adult-sized Sonic The Hedgehog costume is quite another.

You simultaneously made me think of Keith Apicary and Sonic the Human. Nice job.

[Ack]

The trick is to run single for a while, buy a house, and completely redecorate it with video game stuff. Then you can use it as an instant screening device for women. If they see Han Solo in carbonite at the top of the stairs and run screaming then you've saved yourself some heartache. If they rip off their clothes to reveal Leia's metal bikini you get down on one knee.

That's great and all, but what if it's her I want getting down on both knees?

[irixith]

The trick is to run single for a while, buy a house, and completely redecorate it with video game stuff. Then you can use it as an instant screening device for women. If they see Han Solo in carbonite at the top of the stairs and run screaming then you've saved yourself some heartache. If they rip off their clothes to reveal Leia's metal bikini you get down on one knee.

That's great and all, but what if it's her I want getting down on both knees?

Then it's time to wake up and start your day in reality.

[alienjesus]

The trick is to run single for a while, buy a house, and completely redecorate it with video game stuff. Then you can use it as an instant screening device for women. If they see Han Solo in carbonite at the top of the stairs and run screaming then you've saved yourself some heartache. If they rip off their clothes to reveal Leia's metal bikini you get down on one knee.

That's great and all, but what if it's her I want getting down on both knees?

Then....you wear the metal bikini?

[Gamerforlife]

The trick is to run single for a while, buy a house, and completely redecorate it with video game stuff. Then you can use it as an instant screening device for women. If they see Han Solo in carbonite at the top of the stairs and run screaming then you've saved yourself some heartache. If they rip off their clothes to reveal Leia's metal bikini you get down on one knee.

That's great and all, but what if it's her I want getting down on both knees?

Then it's time to wake up and start your day in reality.

I guess I'm not the only person whose dreams always end right before the best part