Author slams pizza, son outs DiGiorno as non-delivery

[flamepanther]

I was being facetious, but really if your going to brag about your piracy you deserve to get smacked down.

That's probably true if we start with the assumption that what he's doing is wrong. However, he appears to believe he's doing the morally right thing for a just cause, regardless of the law. What if he is correct, then? Does a Robin Hood who is proud of his role deserve to be smacked down, necessarily? Not saying that's how it is, but that's how he appears to see the situation.

[ZeroAX]

but really if your going to brag about your piracy you deserve to get smacked down.

so you insist piracy is a crime you should go to jail for?

[flamepanther]

so you insist piracy is a crime you should go to jail for?

I think he might be commenting more about the perceived arrogance and stupidity of boasting publicly that you did something illegal, and continue to do so on a massive scale.

[Hobie-wan]

People should go to jail for uneven pizza cutting. I mean it doesn't have to be perfect but sometimes you get some waaaaaaay off center nonsense that you can't divide evenly between people.

[flamepanther]

People should go to jail for uneven pizza cutting. I mean it doesn't have to be perfect but sometimes you get some waaaaaaay off center nonsense that you can't divide evenly between people.

That's not even as bad as when all the pepperoni is on one side of the pizza.

[the7k]

People should go to jail for uneven pizza cutting. I mean it doesn't have to be perfect but sometimes you get some waaaaaaay off center nonsense that you can't divide evenly between people.

Look, I worked at Domino's for a good while. Whenever we got swamped, I had to cut the pizzas in a friggin' hurry, and many all at once. You're going to make some mistakes.

Hell, I wasn't even signed up for doing that - all I was supposed to do was deliver the pizza. Shoulda asked for a raise.

Anyways, that's beside the point - the point here is that its all going to get converted into energy and poo in the end, so why does it matter how it's cut?

[dedalusdedalus]

I am gastronomically opposed to sausage and the spices contained therein and as such cannot condone its use on pizza.

I must admit an indefatigable predilection for that most toothsome of I-talian delicacies, the pepperoni pizza. My sole partiality is to that delectable spiced meat. Any confederacy of additional meats, vegetables, or cheeses shall not compromise the pie as I see it.

[aaron]

yeah Pepperoni rules. I'm a meatlovers kind of guy really. Or actually I guess I'm a asmuchstuffasyoucanputonthepizzaisawesomethanks kind of guy actually.

Just last weekend I made a DiGiorno pizza and added cream cheese, capers, smoked salmon, and anchovies. It was fucking delicious.

holy shit this sounds delicious. i added feta and some salad shrimp to a pizza and thought i was fucking emeril or something.

[YoshiEgg25]

i added feta and some salad shrimp to a pizza and thought i was fucking emeril or something.

I don't know if I'll ever get that image out of my head. *shudders*

[flamepanther]

i added feta and some salad shrimp to a pizza and thought i was fucking emeril or something.

I don't know if I'll ever get that image out of my head. *shudders*

Ew! I think I just got the joke YoshiEgg25 is making here. Ew.