Anybody got any good (or bad) jokes?

[J T]

Luke, if I had a nose full of nickles, I'd sneeze them all atchyou.

[Luke]

Heard about the identical twins Amahl and Juan that were separated at birth?

Well, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl.

edit* another one you need to say out loud.

[Beak]

You have to say this one out-loud.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop, who?


So classic.

[J T]

You have to say this one out-loud.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop, who?


So classic.

Sofa King Stoop Id

[Luke]

You like fish sticks?

[Beak]

You like fish sticks?

Carlos Mencia does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeb9jHbS ... re=related

(It's Southpark and little graphic, just as a little warning.)

[SpaceBooger]

Heard about the identical twins Amahl and Juan that were separated at birth?

Well, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl.

edit* another one you need to say out loud.

I shared this one today. Thanks!

Ok, here is my favorite joke ever:
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels!

The joke in comic strip form: http://www.spacebooger.com/index.php?comicID=101

[swiftzx]

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops with 3 hoes!

[Luke]

Ok, here is my favorite joke ever:
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels!

The joke in comic strip form: http://www.spacebooger.com/index.php?comicID=101

I remember that joke from Brak on Space Ghost.

I also love Brak's bad jokes:

"Do you serve crabs here?"
"Yes."
"Bwah hahahahaha!"

[SpaceBooger]

Ok, here is my favorite joke ever:
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels!

The joke in comic strip form: http://www.spacebooger.com/index.php?comicID=101

I remember that joke from Brak on Space Ghost.

I also love Brak's bad jokes:

"Do you serve crabs here?"
"Yes."
"Bwah hahahahaha!"

Yeah thats where I first head the joke - Space Ghost's Musical Bar-B-Q cd!

Brak:
"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said "Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek."
I got an F.
When I told my Mom about it she said "I told you never trust a monkey!"
The end."