F*** YAHOO

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Alpinex2 wrote: Men aren't the best emotional shoulders to cry on unless there gay that's what there mothers are for.
EXCUSE ME?
Hey SOME men straight or gay or anywhere in between are perfectly capable of being a shoulder to cry on. Sometimes men will cry too... and not just the gay ones! :shock:
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masteroftheclaw wrote:Hey SOME men straight or gay or anywhere in between are perfectly capable of being a shoulder to cry on. Sometimes men will cry too... and not just the gay ones! :shock:
Of course not, gay men are girly and talk with a squeaky voice! In fact gay men have girls' cooties too! If you disagree, then you are not a real American!

Now, everything on the article seems normal stuff except for 10 which is something kind of absurd and more of an excuse than a real reason. I don't see what's special about this.
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General_Norris wrote:Now, everything on the article seems normal stuff except for 10 which is something kind of absurd and more of an excuse than a real reason.
People are very good at picking up behavioral cues at a subconcious level that can make us uneasy but if questioned we wouldn't be able to tell why. Usually this is a good indicator that something should be avoided.
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This was my favorite yahoo artical:

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singl ... hing-women

"1. Observe something. Make a comment about something you observe in the environment. This is especially effective at the grocery store. For example, if she is ordering a turkey sandwich, ask her if the turkey is good here.

9. Lighten your tone of voice. The tone of your voice is a very powerful tool. Approaching her in a light and playful tone is one of the best ways to start. You could also begin in a serious tone, accusing her of something like "I hope you saved some turkey for me," followed by a quick smile to let her know you are joking."

I'm going to say "I hope you saved some turkey for me" to every girl I meet, no matter where we are, then e-mail him and tell him it didn't work.
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And some of you are actually married? Oh man.
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Jrecee wrote:I'm going to say "I hope you saved some turkey for me" to every girl I meet, no matter where we are, then e-mail him and tell him it didn't work.
Seems a pretty good opening. Needs a good frame but it's funny.
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Alpinex2 wrote:
10. On paper he seems great, but you have this strange feeling... Don't ignore your gut. You may get along on a superficial level, but if your instincts are telling you he's not the one for you, listen. That little voice inside your head does not lie.

WTF???????????? the person who wrote this needs to have sex ASAP.
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Heres some useful dating advice: Stay far away from any type of serious relationship.

I've been single going on 24 years now and I've loved every moment of it. I've watched my friends go from person to person and they always seem to be stressed out and in to some kind of stupid drama.

I've got two friends now who hate each other to the point of one of them attempting to murder the other one on three separate occasions. The guy complains that the girl is a whore, the girl is crazy (I mean really crazy...as in she has papers from the court that says she's unstable). She's attempted to stab him, shoot him, fucked his best friend, takes out her anger towards him on their child when she gets her once every other weekend... Despite all that it is a sure bet that they are doing the nasty in his apartment at least two times a month.

I've got friends who are married and nearly all of them are only sticking with it because they have kids.

I've got friends who date several women at once and they are always in the middle drama because they are sleeping around behind a girls back with another girl (or man in one case...-,-).

I pretty much gave up on dating in high school. I do not believe in it at all. I just have female friends and every now and again I have sex with them. I may have a fear of it or something...I dunno. I've always just found it easier to handle things this way. I will never get married; If I do the woman drugged me and I'm out of my mind.

I guess I just enjoy my "ME" time too much...:p
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MrPopo wrote:
Alpinex2 wrote:
Men aren't the best emotional shoulders to cry on unless there gay that's what there mothers are for.
Sexism fail.
And a grammar fail.
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Or, find a girl who doesn't mind letting you do your own thing. Cohabitation is awesome.
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