Official Useless Humor Thread

Post by **claudio** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:16 pm

What do you think guys, do you think we need this category here on racketboys site?

Of course its humor needs to be related to classic gaming, but for all the weirdos we can join hands if Racketboy created this forum post section or whatever you call it.

Seriousally i think it may be fun and we can all vent out without interfering with all the other posts.

Is there a way we can have a poll, or just add it just to see if we get some action there?

I think we can be very creative with this.

Post by **racketboy** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:19 pm

I don't know if it deserves a whole section, but I'll grant you a thread

So I dub this the "Official Useless Humor Thread"

Post by **Yackom** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:55 pm

Here let me start:
Your Mom.

Post by **Mozgus** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:34 am

Yackom wrote:Here let me start:
Your Mom.

Racketboy bans that phrase. Watch out.

Post by **claudio** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:42 am

oh thanks racketboy, great you really did it this time. now that we have this thread dedicated to me i have complete and total brain freeze due to the pressure destroying my creativity levels. i dont even feel like sniffing raid anymore.

now i know why you didnt want to make a complete and total useless humor section because i have to admit, this is a completely useless stupid idea. its just like the war in iraq.

the best thing we came up with so far is "your mom" from the guy above me.

this just stinks i cant believe you made this official thread. it makes this whole website stained with blood. now we will lose interest of our members and the FCC will shut this whole website down.

nice job racketboy (or, um was it really my fault, im really sorry everybody)

ok i gotta go, my can of raid and Night into Dreams is waiting for me. I just wished my Nights controller vibrates.

Post by **lordofduct** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:09 am

wait... where did this kid come from?

Post by **Yackom** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:05 am

claudio wrote:oh thanks racketboy, great you really did it this time. now that we have this thread dedicated to me i have complete and total brain freeze due to the pressure destroying my creativity levels. i dont even feel like sniffing raid anymore.

now i know why you didnt want to make a complete and total useless humor section because i have to admit, this is a completely useless stupid idea. its just like the war in iraq.

the best thing we came up with so far is "your mom" from the guy above me.

this just stinks i cant believe you made this official thread. it makes this whole website stained with blood. now we will lose interest of our members and the FCC will shut this whole website down.

nice job racketboy (or, um was it really my fault, im really sorry everybody)

ok i gotta go, my can of raid and Night into Dreams is waiting for me. I just wished my Nights controller vibrates.

Dark humor?

Post by **claudio** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:13 am

lordofduct wrote:wait... where did this kid come from?

E.T. Phone Home

Post by **Pullmyfinger** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:48 am

claudio wrote:E.T. Phone Home

I think he's been sniffing Raid again, whatever gets the inspiration going

Post by **The Apprentice** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:49 pm

Fine I got a joke. God sees that it's getting crowded in heaven so he decides to make a new rule. All people have to have a miserable day when they die. The next day the rule goes into play and three guys show up in heaven.

God asks the first man "How was your day when you died?" He says "Well, I got home from work to my apartment on the ninth story of the building when I found my wife naked in the bedroom. I knew she was having an affair so I searched for the man she was with. I couldn't find him so I went to the balcony to cool off, and the jerk was on the balcony clinging for his life! I steped on his fingers and he fell into some bushes. He was still alive so I grabbed the heaviest thing in my apartment- my refridgerator, and went to drop it on him. In the process I slipped and we were both crushed under it."

God reaches his decicion immediatly. "You have always been a wonderful example of a man, and I can forgive you taking another man's life because it was an act of love."

Then the second man comes. "Okay god here's what happened. I was on the thenth floor of a building excersizing with a friend when I slipped and fell off the balcony. I caught the balcony below me, when suddenly a crazed man comes out of nowhere and stomps on my fingers! I thought I might live when the man comes out with his refridgerator, and slips, and we were crushed under it."

God chuckles "Welcome to heaven!" He thinks "This new rule could actually work!"

The third man walks up. "So I was naked inside a refridgerator..."