Introducing the newest 16 bit console: Racketboy Drive

[lisalover1]

In the words of Will Smith, "I gotta get me one of those."

[Anayo]

It better have blast processing.

[bacteria]

Can we have it so that it can't be region modded, and all the decent games only play on a format you don't have, like NTSC in a PAL region?

How about the cool feature that every few minutes it resets itself without warning and game saves don't always load?

How about just RF output, set to a channel that gets interference anytime the microwave in the kitchen is working? That would be mega annoying!

Also, the cart slot has to be just tight enough to make it really hard to remove a game cart once in, a tug of war to release - worse than the RetroDuo.

We want the instruction manuals and game menus to be in pigeon English so they look bad, like "pressie buton here".

I trust the buttons on the controller only work most of the time, buttons like the "A" button work only some of the time?

Also, we expect to have a 1 meter controller cable and a 1 meter cable to connect to the television, so you have have your face to the television to play a game.

[Rebz]

I want to buy one that is custom painted by Budsmoka

lmfao! He should have a whole line of them! With custom controllers too!

[AmishSamurai]

And it will have gimmicky add-ons like the Racketboy 32x, Racketboy 64dd, Racketboy CD, etc?

And it's light-gun has to be bigger than you. Like a light-zooka.

[Luke]

The big question is, can it cook pancakes?

[Jrecee]

No but there will be an addon called the Waffle Turbo late in its lifetime. Its only purpose will be to sap money out of buyers before the Racket McGriddle 64 comes out.

[Luke]

Sap..Waffles..Syrup.

Brilliant.

[grittykitty]

waiting for the chief to officially approve this product before i place a pre-order. wait, did they have pre-orders back then?

[Dylan]

This better get a few add-ons to gain my hard earned dollar!

And it will have gimmicky add-ons like the Racketboy 32x, Racketboy 64dd, Racketboy CD, etc?