Haiku Thread

[nullPointer]

I'm taunted by death
spinning scythes hovering there
eviscerating.

Our poor, poor Bogus
Surrounded by spinning Death
Must feel oppressive

People say to use
the triple shot boomerang
... but it's hard to find

[BogusMeatFactory]

I'm taunted by death
spinning scythes hovering there
eviscerating.

Our poor, poor Bogus
Surrounded by spinning Death
Must feel oppressive

People say to use
the triple shot boomerang
... but it's hard to find

The boomerang sucks
Holy Water is the king
No one believes me.

[TSTR]

Holy Water will allow you to lock Death down from moving; Bogus knows what's up.

[BogusMeatFactory]

Holy Water will allow you to lock Death down from moving; Bogus knows what's up.

Also the holy water can 1-hit the armored knights in the levels, which helps you breeze through the area before death without getting hit. Just throw the water and move back a bit and they walk right into it.

It really helps in that stage.




WHOOPS! We are in the haiku thread after all so here we go!



Dracula stalking
Haunting my dreams forever
I will have his head.

[alienjesus]

Beat so many games
But my backlog never ends
Because I buy too much

[Michi]

Beat so many games
But my backlog never ends
Because I buy too much

I nominate this as the official Haiku of Racketboy.

[Ack]

Beat so many games
But my backlog never ends
Because I buy too much

I nominate this as the official Haiku of Racketboy.

I was going to say I don't know what you mean, but in the time it took me to write this, I bought a game.

[puke_face]

Weary cranium.

What you want, early morning?

Scent of bacon...

[Exhuminator]

zero one two three
four five six seven eight nine
ten doritos gone

[puke_face]

zero one two three
four five six seven eight nine
ten doritos gone

Dorito Addiction

An ugly menace yes, true

perhaps a funyon?