2024 New Years Resolutions

[REPO Man]

So... 13 hours later and my short story has gotten over 100 up votes and 96 shares.

[Limewater]

So... 13 hours later and my short story has gotten over 100 up votes and 96 shares.

Before I read it, did you put it under an NSFW tag, or did a moderator?

[REPO Man]

I did since there's a reference to a dream about having sex with Gaston at Disney World. That's basically it. No lurid descriptions, just casually mentioning a random dream.

[Limewater]

I did since there's a reference to a dream about having sex with Gaston at Disney World. That's basically it. No lurid descriptions, just casually mentioning a random dream.

You should have abandoned your eight-year-old Reddit account to serve the story.

[REPO Man]

Why? It's only important to maintain the illusion of truth on the post itself and its comments.

[Ack]

Well, no one fucks like Gaston.

[marurun]

Well, no one fucks like Gaston.

Makes them bucks like Gaston.

[REPO Man]

...

[marurun]

Too far, dude. Spoilers aren't enough for that.

[Limewater]

I think the whole thing's made up. I don't think you've ever actually dreamed about Gaston!