>be me >be 36 >get babysitter, go out to dinner with le wife >hip new mexican place in college town >waitress is qt3.14 girl from the college >food=good.jpg >order dessert, cake >wife goes to bathroom >qt3.14 waitress brings cake >says, "enjoy your dessert!" >i say: "you too!" >mfw
>be me >be 36 >oldest daughter is 6 >she likes retro gaming >find cool game at local store, wonder boy iii: the dragon's trap >game starts easy, have strong armor and weapons >daughter having lots of fun >breezing right through >but then! >trolling.exe >game turns player into wimpy lizard man >game gets hard >daughter lose, daughter mad >"i don't like this! i need to play something else!!" >"okay dear." >carefully look at game shelves >"yes honey, i think i found something easier you'll enjoy more." >dragon's curse for turbografx-16 >mfw
